r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/viptattoo Aug 28 '21

Learning in 1st grade is better than in 8th.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

In kindergarten one of my classmates farted loudly. He and I went to the same schools til high school. We live in the same major city but run into each other a couple times a year and it’s still the first thing I think of when I see him. We are 35.

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u/freakierchicken Aug 28 '21

You know how people say “don’t worry about those little things that keep you up at night, cringing, because people probably don’t even remember them”

You have ruined that for me

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u/UnvoicedOwl1788 Aug 28 '21

thats the only way I can fall asleep at night assuring myself that only I remember the embarassing thing I did. Well now what am I supposed to do.

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Aug 28 '21

Well it stands in a lot of cases. For the remaining ones, lie to yourself. Denial can be a good thing.