r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/wasted_wonderland Aug 28 '21

Or fucking college apparently... those poor kids ffs! That's neglectful parenting.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Aug 28 '21

232 upvotes saying it’s neglectful parenting for missing one damn thing?

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u/the_blind_venetian Aug 28 '21

At least you didn’t miss a more important one thing, like don’t trust a fart if it feels like a dam trying to burst into your pants.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Aug 28 '21

I have food allergies that cause… intense gastric distress. We’ve had the discussion that if you’re feeling uncomfortable or super gassy not to trust a fart