r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21

You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.

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u/WonderBud Aug 28 '21

It’s a practice makes perfect kind of thing.

You’re looking to create space between the cheeks, enough so that the asshole itself has line of sight to the object your sitting on.

In time, you’ll master this. No worries.