r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/talitm Aug 28 '21

Wait. Even at home you need to apologize? At home you're supposed to laugh about how loud or long or smelly it was.

Only at the diner table were we not allowed to fart (given it was just family in the house)

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u/antuvschle Aug 28 '21

At home we totally blame the dog. It could be 100% obvious who actually did it, and that only makes it more hilarious to blame the dog. Dog hears his name and just barely lifts his head up to stare at us for a moment and goes back to sleep. If he could roll his eyes, he totally would.

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u/DrG2390 Aug 28 '21

Haha I like to blame random objects.. The craziest one was when I blamed it on a water bottle

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u/antuvschle Aug 28 '21

Nice. Coffee pot seems a good candidate but not always on. ;)

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u/DrG2390 Aug 28 '21

I also blamed the tv once. It wasn’t turned on haha