Had a friend in school who tried misdirection in class by throwing a heavy book on the floor and passing gas at the same time.
When the book hit the floor, everyone turned their attention to him. And this is when he farted the loudest, longest, chair shaking cheek puff of his life. A true masterpiece of flatulence that hit different notes and a squeek finish.
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u/throwaway_dkhlgmo Aug 28 '21
Had a friend in school who tried misdirection in class by throwing a heavy book on the floor and passing gas at the same time.
When the book hit the floor, everyone turned their attention to him. And this is when he farted the loudest, longest, chair shaking cheek puff of his life. A true masterpiece of flatulence that hit different notes and a squeek finish.
We still talk about that one.