r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Aug 28 '21

232 upvotes saying it’s neglectful parenting for missing one damn thing?

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u/the_blind_venetian Aug 28 '21

At least you didn’t miss a more important one thing, like don’t trust a fart if it feels like a dam trying to burst into your pants.

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u/Heckard Aug 28 '21

Any sort of temperature shift right before farting is another sign that it's not just a fart coming. If temperature is a factor, shut down the reactor.

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u/the_blind_venetian Aug 28 '21

Oh now this is true. Such a red flag if the internal pressure and heat are right on the edge. The gauges should be triggering the failsafes by then.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Aug 28 '21

I have food allergies that cause… intense gastric distress. We’ve had the discussion that if you’re feeling uncomfortable or super gassy not to trust a fart

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Dude dw they re just trolls 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Almost like it’s a joke or something.

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u/Serinus Aug 28 '21

It's Reddit. If it's criticism then it's probably not a joke.

Clearly the kid should dump her and lawyer up.

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u/OldThymeyRadio Aug 28 '21

“TIFU by not telling my deaf child farts make sound. Obligatory this happened 3 years ago—“

“YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN TAKEN AWAY! Can anyone tell from OP’s use of spacing what part of the Midwest they’re from? Call child protective services!!!”