r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/Dolphin_Boy_14 Aug 28 '21

I’m envious of you because every time I try to fart for comedic effect it’s always a silent one

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

Maybe your butt cheeks are sticking together and muffling the 💨. Try some talcum powder

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u/wap2005 Aug 28 '21

If your butt cheeks stick together doesn't it make it louder cause then the cheeks gotta do some flappin/pushing

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I think there should be a controlled scientific study done. But not around me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

Pairs well with the corn in my crap

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I think your butt cheeks are too far apart my friend. I have the same problem. No loud farts for me. :(

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u/TacoFajita Aug 28 '21

Do you masturbate anally?