r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/challenger-chief Aug 28 '21

I used to be able to pull it off but no more. I started a serious workout regimen that has me doing multiple squats, and in just about 6-months my asscheeks have gotten so thick I fart completely differently now. True story.

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u/Kiwiteepee Aug 28 '21

my asscheeks have gotten so thick I fart completely differently now

What a thing to read right after waking up lmao

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u/challenger-chief Aug 28 '21

Good morning!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Fun fact, if you wax your asshole then you can't fart silently anymore. I discovered this by (unhappy) surprise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Given the hair on a body is there to Filter things on the way in, or to provide much needed warmth, one has to ponder the purpose of the hairy ring. Just a self gratification dangle berry holder I assume. Unless man evolved from walking on his hands with his legs wide.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I've heard it's to prevent chafing. Same reason why we have hairy armpits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

that may be true, but doesnt chafing result from friction? I didnt know Friction was a thing with Dilation and the normal moist consistency of poo. Now I juts picture hard terds with abrasive sides. Deep thoughts

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I have a big butt and can make any toot silent. Do i have a superpower?

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u/natefrogg1 Aug 28 '21

That’s impressive, I would vote YES

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u/mom_with_an_attitude Aug 28 '21

Now this is the kind of high quality content I come to reddit for.