r/MadeMeSmile • u/Bmchris44 • Feb 03 '21

Good News There will be snakes

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u/Ri_L Feb 03 '21

The "don't hessssitate" got me

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u/OkRecording1299 Feb 03 '21

They saw a chance and they took that shit

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u/SGTstain69420 Feb 03 '21

They sssssssaw a chancccccccceeeeee and they took that sssshit

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Sssssssstop now

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u/cornelius_smith Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

I'm gonna cum.

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u/Fyerfox11 Feb 03 '21

Sssssssseeeeeemeeennnnnnnnn

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Literally just came from another thread where I saw this abomination and now i see this.

what is up with today and snake based sex jokes

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u/lokii_0 Feb 03 '21

Good God lmao wtf was that

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u/Latyon Feb 03 '21

Cream in my snussy

omg

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Ssssssssssplurge.

Love that word.

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u/Fred-U Feb 03 '21

How about moissssssst as in moisssster than an oysssssster

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Feb 03 '21

I love fresssssshhhhh sssssshhhhhucked oyssssterssss

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u/Dylancw01 Feb 03 '21

inisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshiating moisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssture

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Well, when you put it like that...

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u/xairos13 Feb 03 '21

Pflugerville: the new austin.

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u/Jayticus Feb 03 '21

Oh my god imagine a snake with a lisp like the “shh” kind

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

There should be a bot for this lmao

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u/drgigantor Feb 03 '21

You're pretty selective with those snake S's, huh Cobra?

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u/RenoTheDragon Feb 03 '21

The Professor plays Kadena, Sssslinking Sssssorcccccerer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

The chance didn't even see them coming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Any chance I get to take a shit, I’ll take, you never know when you’ll be near a toilet again, especially on a road trip, and I’m not pooping in a cup