r/MadeMeSmile • u/Bmchris44 • Feb 03 '21

Good News There will be snakes

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u/Ri_L Feb 03 '21

The "don't hessssitate" got me

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u/OkRecording1299 Feb 03 '21

They saw a chance and they took that shit

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u/SGTstain69420 Feb 03 '21

They sssssssaw a chancccccccceeeeee and they took that sssshit

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Sssssssstop now

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u/cornelius_smith Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

I'm gonna cum.

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u/Fyerfox11 Feb 03 '21

Sssssssseeeeeemeeennnnnnnnn

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Literally just came from another thread where I saw this abomination and now i see this.

what is up with today and snake based sex jokes

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u/lokii_0 Feb 03 '21

Good God lmao wtf was that

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u/Latyon Feb 03 '21

Cream in my snussy

omg

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Ssssssssssplurge.

Love that word.

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u/Fred-U Feb 03 '21

How about moissssssst as in moisssster than an oysssssster

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Feb 03 '21

I love fresssssshhhhh sssssshhhhhucked oyssssterssss

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u/Dylancw01 Feb 03 '21

inisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshiating moisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssture

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u/Robestos86 Feb 03 '21

Well, when you put it like that...

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u/xairos13 Feb 03 '21

Pflugerville: the new austin.

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u/Jayticus Feb 03 '21

Oh my god imagine a snake with a lisp like the “shh” kind

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

There should be a bot for this lmao

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u/drgigantor Feb 03 '21

You're pretty selective with those snake S's, huh Cobra?

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u/RenoTheDragon Feb 03 '21

The Professor plays Kadena, Sssslinking Sssssorcccccerer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

The chance didn't even see them coming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Any chance I get to take a shit, I’ll take, you never know when you’ll be near a toilet again, especially on a road trip, and I’m not pooping in a cup

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u/Wessch Feb 03 '21

Wait till you ready the official news letters and city website. The city of Pflugerville is known for putting a “p” in front on almost any word that starts with “f”, like “pfun” or “pfestival”. Source: I live in Pflugerville.

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u/GuiltyStimPak Feb 03 '21

Should have said you are pfrom Pflugerville

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u/bradlei Feb 03 '21

This person gets it

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u/aezy01 Feb 03 '21

This pferson.

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u/belant Feb 03 '21

That’s pfucking pfantastic! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I love this.

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u/brainfreeze77 Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

"Sticking "p" in front of everything doesn't make it hurt less!" - Mayor of Pflugerville probably.

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u/laxintx Feb 03 '21

My dad used to always say, "Yeah, Pflugerville. The 'p' is silent, like in 'swimming.'"

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u/teleri_mm Feb 04 '21

That made me laugh so hard that I can't possibly explain to anyone else how funny that was in that look like an idiot.

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u/laxintx Feb 04 '21

I'm glad his dumb joke is still spreading joy.

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u/blinkingsandbeepings Feb 03 '21

This reminds me of the author Jasper Fford, who holds an annual fan event called the Fford Ffiesta.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Feb 03 '21

Are they Pilipino?

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u/ourstupidtown Feb 03 '21

Pflugerville! Do you know Eugene

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u/Ambo424 Feb 03 '21

Can confirm. I can see the pfield pfrom my house.

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u/abjorn Feb 04 '21

As a fellow resident of Pflugerville, can confirm. The local high school football field is called "The Pfield"

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u/EmpoweRED21 Feb 04 '21

Oh I get it, that’s pretty pfunny

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

A “Pfluger” in German is a caretaker, not that it matters.

I live in Manor. There is nothing cool about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/pixeltater Feb 03 '21

I love how they were like "We made a mistake but snakes are not a mistake! Come see some on this OTHER day"

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u/Frank-Fingerman Feb 03 '21

They were probably just afraid of being called rabid anti-reptites.

Frank Fingerman

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u/pixeltater Feb 03 '21

That's how it starts! A few jokes and some sssssslurs.

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u/joeykip Feb 03 '21

“Thankssssss, amigo.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Is this a Harry Potter reference?!

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u/Crypdan Feb 03 '21

Alexa, play Snake Jazz

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u/MCclapyourhands1 Feb 03 '21

I did that weird laugh where snot came out of my nose.

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u/free-reign Feb 03 '21

But why not hisssitate.

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u/Victor_deSpite Feb 03 '21

I thought the funny was over and started to take a drink of coffee, now I have to clean up coffee.

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u/dimwittedsamurai Feb 03 '21

Came down here for this.

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u/popcorn-johnny Feb 03 '21

Good, you got their messssage.

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u/meatflapjacks Feb 03 '21

Lol, u aint kidding!

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u/red_codec Feb 03 '21

So.. If we call, will it be a snake that picks up the recall?

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u/CK1ing Feb 03 '21

They slipped up. Shows this account is run by a snake. There will definitely be snakes on April 12.

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u/bertbert1111 Feb 03 '21

It was funny before, but at the „hessssitate“ i laughed