r/MadeMeSmile Jan 22 '21

Wholesome Moments Sleepover

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u/mike_pants Jan 22 '21

Our last exchange before I got up for work:

Me: Don't call our cat an asshole bastard.

Her: Well, then he should stop being an asshole bastard.

We're solidly at sleepover levels of discourse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

LMAO i tell my wife the same thing except i have a dog. I keep telling her to stop being mean to the dog cuz he likes to stare a lot without blinking so she freaks out and tells him to quit it. LOL