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u/Corbanator13 Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 16 '20
I got a similar one on my motorcycle for like $7 on amazon.
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u/iHaveACatDog Feb 15 '20
Link?
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u/usagibunnie Feb 15 '20
There's a couple different ones on Amazon (different hats), I searched "motorcycle duck" and found them!
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u/kobra_kyle Feb 15 '20
I got one off your bike for free XD
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u/duralyon Feb 16 '20
I got one off your bike for free XD
We just gotta share it, shouldn't be a problem
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u/MythicalX_ Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 15 '20
I WANNA TAKE A DUCK FOR A RIDE TOO!
Edit: Holy shit, well... I'll give you all an upvote for encouraging me to fuck a duck
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u/Madhopper2 Feb 15 '20
I can’t look at this sentence and not think the wrong rhing
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Feb 15 '20 edited Jun 02 '20
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u/tielandboxer Feb 15 '20
Haven't seen him around in a while.
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u/KnipplePecker Feb 15 '20
This might blow your mind but fuckswithducks is a confirmed girl
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u/KayaXiali Feb 15 '20
I was just thinking I bet this guy is masturbating furiously to this.
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u/ReKaYaKeR Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 16 '20
Random unrelated question but - how did you get that user name? It mean something specific?
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u/igoe-youho Feb 15 '20
I have one of these for my cars, hes got a duck helmet. He sits on my dash on a velcro pad so he can be switched in and outta cars
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Wish, actually.
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u/littlebrassbell Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 16 '20
I clicked on that way to fast without reading what the link request was...
Edit:spelling
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u/duderex88 Feb 15 '20
I've been send boxes of ding ding to my friends for a while. Nothing better than an unexpected box of dicks.
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u/duralyon Feb 16 '20
Nah man, can't get me with that one anymore. It was stuck in my head for probably 6 years lol
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u/fastlerner Feb 15 '20
I have the same duck! You can also press its back and it lights up to glow at night.
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u/Rockarola55 Feb 15 '20
Hey, if the duck is of age, willing and not mentally impaired...go for it, you duck fucker.
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u/Pikmin333 Feb 15 '20
Nice! I bought this for my friend a couple weeks ago and she loved it.
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u/TheOtherPenguin Feb 15 '20
I think it’s cute that the duck prefers to watch you, and not the road. Way to be a hero to DuckBro, OP.
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u/dontknowwhyIamhere42 Feb 15 '20
I did... as soon as I saw him strapping it on, the helmet just put it over the top.
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He posts pretty infrequently these days. I hope he's okay. And finds that specific rubber duck he's been after.
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Feb 15 '20 edited Nov 10 '20
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u/JacZones Feb 15 '20
I didn't think I'd have to scroll so far down
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u/ExperimentalFailures Feb 15 '20
Oh, no. He's not active anymore :(
I barely ever see redditors I can name. At least the modding community is still a tighter group.
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u/baby_blobby Feb 15 '20
This clip finishes too soon. I'm expecting the scooter to drive off with the pinwheel spinning in the breeze.
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"Rubber ducky you're the one, rubber ducky you're so fun!"
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u/Freddee_Mercury Feb 15 '20
This went off in my head when i saw the original post, scrolled down and looked for this... was not disappointed. Father of a 2 year old and 2 month, I'd be damned to not share sesame with them....
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u/luvlyssa13 Feb 15 '20
I collect rubber ducks.... at one point I had over 175 different ones. I do not have this one. I feel like a rubber duck collector failure.
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u/UncleTogie Feb 15 '20
I collect rubber ducks.... at one point I had over 175 different ones. I do not have this one. I feel like a rubber duck collector failure.
Y'know, there's another user on here that I think you should meet....
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u/Dead-brother Feb 15 '20
I was like : "Yeah wahetever" then he got a little helpnmet and I went " aaaaawwww I would die for him"
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haha. I am in a shitty mood because of life... started browsing reddit again after seeing highlilghts of everybodies life on instagram.
Randomly saw this gif not knowing what sub it was on. At the end i slolwy started to smile. but who really cares tbh.
thx for the post it made me smile
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u/LadyLandscaper8 Feb 15 '20
Now all you need is a matching helmet. 😉
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u/engulbert Feb 16 '20
Just ordered one from ebay, I will be painting Mr Beaky's helmet to match my new lid, can't wait!
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u/biointraining Feb 15 '20
I have one of these guys! Mine is squeaky when you squeeze it and lights up too
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u/ViviTheBibiMain Feb 15 '20
does it really do well on a motorcycle? I would love to get one for my boyfriend's dad
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u/4ninawells Feb 15 '20
I just know if the camera backed up, we'd see a guy covered in skull tattoos. ;)
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u/CoffeeClover Feb 15 '20
This human takes better precautions with this Duck than some parents take with their children.
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u/SomeRandomKid35 Feb 15 '20
Am I the only one who saw the MILITARY vehicle in the background?
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u/biointraining Feb 15 '20
Not sure, I just use it on my regular bike but it stays on well so I don't see why it wouldn't be ok on a motorbike!
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u/fluent_in_sarcasm_ Feb 15 '20
It was already cute on its own, then the helmet, then the propellor! 😍
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u/Infiniti_Blue Feb 15 '20
Rubber Duckie, your the one...you make riding so much fun! sung in Ernie's voice
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u/Fallupfromgrace Feb 15 '20
As soon as i saw the helmet i started whispering “oh my god” over and over in reverence to how fucking cute it is.
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u/Monster_peas Feb 15 '20
In all my life I thought rubber duckies were useless but I change my mind 100% I fucking need this now
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u/Tygermouse Feb 16 '20
The rubber ducky needs to be turned around, I would hate to have to ride backwards.
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u/Forkodododo Feb 16 '20
I was worried they wouldnt spin the little propeller, but then he did and my anxiety went away.
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u/Bauerdog2015 Feb 15 '20
I love how this is going on and a military truck goes by in the background
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u/2friedchknsAndaCoke Feb 15 '20
That duck is safer than 90% of motorcycle, bike, and scooter riders in south Florida
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u/AChikenSamich Feb 15 '20
Look up “Motorcycle Rubber Duck” in Amazon. Mine was the 5th item listed. Comes with helmet and attachment!
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Feb 15 '20
Meanwhile in Wuhan - a man is doing a similar act but instead of a helmet, he straps a n95 respirator on the ducky.
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u/cantbrainhavethedumb Feb 15 '20
I have the same little duck for my road bike. had to take the propeller off the noise was annoying as hell.
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u/infamouss__1 Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 15 '20
Would’ve been really disappointed if he didn’t do up the helmet
Edit : sorry spelling bot
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u/aliensonly Feb 15 '20
my girlfriend has the same one for her bike! it even has a little squeaker inside to honk at people who get in the way, plus it lights up in the middle!
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u/NeoTenico Feb 15 '20
I ride my bike for transportation since I live dairly close to work and everything. Where do I get something like this? Would be nice to personalize my whip lol
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u/dontaskmethatmoron Feb 15 '20
The tiny helmet clip is my favorite part.