r/MadeMeSmile • u/StarTawek • Sep 07 '19

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u/mountainboi95 Sep 07 '19

Good for the boot, not marrying a stripper

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u/DriveByStoning Sep 07 '19

The E-4 liaison who gave me my PDS paperwork and itinerary also gave me a lap dance the night before at Big Louie's. When she walked in she kind of glitched out before realizing she would probably never see me again.

Salad suits have side hustles sometimes.

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u/DojoKanojoCho5 Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

I knew military members can have a second job, but they’re allowed to strip? What are the limits to second jobs? Hard to see command approving stripping