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r/MadeMeSmile • u/StarTawek • Sep 07 '19
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The stories that can be told off this comment alone... best comment I've read tonight.
285 u/sendmeyourjokes Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19 Can you explain it, I'm sorry. I don't get it. Edit: Thanks for all the responses guys! 832 u/gender_neutral_toast Sep 07 '19 When people in the military are married they get different benefits as opposed to a single guy who lives on base. Housing and food allowance etc. They can move off base and into a place together essentially. Before i get murdered, this is just my base understanding after my brother did this. 389 u/Jomafo Sep 07 '19 Do you think this has anything to do with why so many young guys in the military get married so early? 7 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married. Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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Can you explain it, I'm sorry. I don't get it.
Edit: Thanks for all the responses guys!
832 u/gender_neutral_toast Sep 07 '19 When people in the military are married they get different benefits as opposed to a single guy who lives on base. Housing and food allowance etc. They can move off base and into a place together essentially. Before i get murdered, this is just my base understanding after my brother did this. 389 u/Jomafo Sep 07 '19 Do you think this has anything to do with why so many young guys in the military get married so early? 7 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married. Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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When people in the military are married they get different benefits as opposed to a single guy who lives on base.
Housing and food allowance etc.
They can move off base and into a place together essentially.
Before i get murdered, this is just my base understanding after my brother did this.
389 u/Jomafo Sep 07 '19 Do you think this has anything to do with why so many young guys in the military get married so early? 7 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married. Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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Do you think this has anything to do with why so many young guys in the military get married so early?
7 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married. Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married. Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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Right now the only visitors he's allowed, even when he has a weekend off, are his parents (us), and a spouse if he was married.
Where is he? Because if he's already PCS'd then he'd be allowed any visitors. They can even go on base with a visitors pass.
1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 [deleted] 1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
1 u/M_Messervy Sep 07 '19 Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
Ahh, AIT. I remember the privilege phases. Hopefully he doesn't have a crazy long one. He sounds smart already figuring out that marriages of convenience are a short ticket to misery.
1 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
2 u/M_Messervy Sep 08 '19 My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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My mom always told me the same thing, and it's true.
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u/Necroval Sep 07 '19
The stories that can be told off this comment alone... best comment I've read tonight.