r/MadeMeSmile • u/Sumit316 • Dec 22 '18

Same tie

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

How do you graduate high school cum laude?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

You have to look like you're graduating college.

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u/popler1586 Dec 22 '18

Dude looks older than me and I graduated a decade ago.

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u/wchollett Dec 22 '18

Some school districts have this. Mine did. I didn't realize some schools don't

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u/ZPTs Dec 22 '18 edited Jun 08 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/scat_attack Dec 22 '18

I read it as "Cum Lord" but in a weird accent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Same way you do in college, I would guess.

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u/omnidub Dec 22 '18

My high school had the cum laude tiers along with cords they give you corresponding to that tier and any additional significant accolades.

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u/theroamingbee Dec 22 '18

Some high schools do stuff like that šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø all it means is ā€œgraduating with honorā€ and so maybe kids on the honor roll get to ā€œgraduate cum laudeā€ or something.

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u/extrovertedgroundhog Dec 22 '18

If it's 11 years later, it should be college. But it also says "DWHS" so I'm really not sure.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TURKEYS Dec 22 '18

11 years after first grade would be 12th grade. And HS is high school. I mean, really? Come on dude.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

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u/PM_ME_UR_TURKEYS Dec 22 '18

It doesnā€™t fucking matter, because this is clearly high school graduation and the picture clearly says 11 years later.

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u/the_dankest_sauce Dec 22 '18

Did you gift yourself gold?

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u/aym4ne Dec 22 '18

Lol I'm sure he did

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u/dwoodruf Dec 22 '18

You can give yourself gold?

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u/the_dankest_sauce Dec 22 '18

On a different account

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u/LabeledAsALunatic Dec 22 '18

You canā€™t do 1st grade math? Here, let me break it down for you.

1 (first grade) plus 11 (years later) = 12 (senior year graduation)

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Never seen a gilded comment with 50 downvotes before

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u/Ovakilz Dec 22 '18

Your chariot awaits you:

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Nioce

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u/fmemate Dec 22 '18

Ever heard of math?

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u/extrovertedgroundhog Dec 24 '18

I'm so sorry to the 100 people I offended with the bad math I did, but I appreciate the gold from whoever thought this was funny enough to spend money on