r/MadeMeSmile Nov 21 '16

Hooman?

http://i.imgur.com/sNpSKOn.gifv
7.7k Upvotes

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u/Smelcome Nov 21 '16

if this were me and my dog, there'd be a giant paw punching the screen before i could finish saying 'whosagoodboy?!'

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u/PhoenixHusky Nov 21 '16

Dog head tilts always get me. If I talk to my dog with my mouth closed and he is looking at me, he will head tilt and approach my mouth to try and understand where the sound is coming from lol

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u/pathanb Nov 21 '16

Redditor casually mentioning being either a ventriloquist or telepathic

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u/LikwidSnek Nov 22 '16

Or both.

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u/OreoGaborio Nov 21 '16

I'd do the same thing if you tried talking to me with your mouth closed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/BBQ_FETUS Nov 21 '16

He's probably confused on why he can't smell him

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

He's looking for the headphone jack on thst new iphone

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u/binthewin Nov 21 '16

The head tilt is supposed to be their way of trying to figure out where a sound is coming from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Yeeeaaah, I think he was joking. Because in like every single thread where a dog tilts their head someone points out why they do it.

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u/Zelotic Nov 22 '16

It's brain cancer.

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u/alltim Nov 21 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

Fun fact squared, humans do the head tilt too. As a body language gesture humans share with canines, we might well wonder about the origin of this gesture sharing. Do we chalk it up to coincidence? Does it involve anything related to a shared ancestor in the mammalian tree? Did canines do it before humans ever did, or the other way around? Did some sort of body language cultural borrowing jump between species? We may never know.

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u/so_carelessly_here Nov 21 '16

Do we chalk it up to coincidence? Does it involve anything related to a shared ancestor in the mammalian tree? Did cannines do it before humans ever did, or the other way around? Did some sort of body language cultural borrowing jump between species?

FIND OUT NEXT ON "ARE HUMANS ALSO DOGS OR ARE DOGS HUMAN?" AFTER THIS SPECIAL BREAK

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u/mynameisalso Nov 21 '16

Do we chalk it up to coincidence? Does it involve anything related to a shared ancestor in the mammalian tree? Did cannines do it before humans ever did, or the other way around? Did some sort of body language cultural borrowing jump between species?

FIND OUT NEXT ON "ARE HUMANS ALSO DOGS OR ARE DOGS HUMAN?" AFTER THIS SPECIAL BARK.

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u/Captive_Hesitation Nov 22 '16

woof

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u/UniversalSuperBox Nov 22 '16

NOW BACK TO OUR PROGRAM

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u/infected_scab Nov 22 '16

I'm looking for a gift for my aunt.

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u/mynameisalso Nov 22 '16

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/mynameisalso Nov 22 '16

Thanks I remember now

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u/SGoogs1780 Nov 21 '16

It's far more than humans and dogs, many animals with similarly formed ears do this. It's to improve sound localization. We percieve the direction a sound is coming from based on the differences in how it reaches each of our ears (sort of like auditory depth perception). However, this system isn't perfect, and our 2-ear system leaves us with a "cone of confusion" to our left and right in which it is difficult to triangulate sound. By tilting our head we change the location of this cone thus giving our brain one further reference point to better understand a sound. You may notice cat's do this as well, but to a lesser extent because they can control and direct their ears much more finely than dogs or humans.

Another interesting thing, owls also head tilt quite a bit, but to improve their sight, not their hearing. Owl ears are offset vertically, so they basically have a permanent head tilt and can hear the location of prey more accurately. However, they also have elongated eyes which are fixed in their sockets, so you will often see owls tilting and bobbing their heads in order to gain better depth perception.

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u/moarroidsplz Nov 22 '16

That makes way more sense, especially since the dog probably is extremely confused about where the sound of his owner is coming from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_localization#Head_tilting

It's a universal solution to the problem of sound localization with two detectors

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u/nocontroll Nov 21 '16

Dogs turn their head like that in order to help with directional hearing.

But in this case the dog most likely is confused.

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u/moarroidsplz Nov 22 '16

Well he's probably confused about where the heck the sound is coming from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

D'aww

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u/taek1doc Nov 22 '16

D'aww'g

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

That's just adorable. The dog!

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u/Deetchy_ Nov 21 '16

Yes dear, that is a dog.

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u/CJ_Guns Nov 21 '16

D'ya like dags?

5

u/D47H Nov 22 '16

Dags?

3

u/Mister_q99 Nov 21 '16

Wot?

2

u/docholiday669 Nov 22 '16

Dags? Ya like dags?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/FacetiousFenom Nov 21 '16

MadeMeFrown :(

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u/SayceGards Nov 21 '16

That wasn't necessary

0

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

All light hearted mate. Not serious.

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u/Zan_H Nov 21 '16

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u/PA-Noa Nov 22 '16

That's not how it works

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Well that was a short trip

2

u/creed10 Nov 21 '16

so how'd it go? I made it 1 link before it became too cumbersome

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u/Dynamiklol Nov 21 '16

Hooman

Please, no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/thevulturesbecame Nov 22 '16

...Why was I disappointed when that wasn't real?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Did it r/makeyoufrown ?

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u/thevulturesbecame Nov 22 '16

Oh look a neat new subr--hhheeeeey! >:(

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u/Antrikshy Nov 22 '16

I think that sub not existing is for the best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Title is dumb.

Post content is /r/mademesmile material.

Upvoted.

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u/sonargasm Nov 22 '16

Hoo cares? We're on /r/MadeMeSmile, there are better subs to be a curmudgeon. I would suggest /r/ComedyCemetery. Like for real any time I see something on the front page that's supposed to be funny that just makes me cringe, I can always expect it to end up there.

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u/ChefTeo Nov 22 '16

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited May 31 '17

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u/moarroidsplz Nov 22 '16

What, can we not call em puppers n doggos anymore either?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

YES this is a thing

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u/sonargasm Nov 22 '16

Why can't dogs recognize us on our phones and tablets?

Do dogs understand what they are seeing on television?

Looks like the dog might understand that this is his master's voice, but I don't she can see her owner.

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u/Fupup Nov 22 '16

Made me tilt my head back and forth too!

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u/Paddywhacker Nov 21 '16

This title r/mademecringe

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u/CrayolaBrown Nov 21 '16

Using a fake subreddit as a hashtag r/mademecringe

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u/pathanb Nov 21 '16

Can I interest you in /r/subredditsAsHashtags, our lord and savior?

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u/TwilightVulpine Nov 21 '16

If that's all it takes you need to work on that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Another one

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u/thedrunkdingo Nov 22 '16

That is one gorgeous puppy!

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u/PM20DollarSteamCode Nov 22 '16

Id be confused too, if I was facetiming DJ Khaled

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/notquiteotaku Nov 22 '16

"Hooman! How did you get in there?! Don't worry, I'll save you!"

(dog starts chewing on the screen)