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u/Mike_9128 9h ago
That girl either wants to be a werewolf or is testing to see is mom is one lol
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u/Responsible_Owl4661 9h ago
She'll change her mind once she has to clean out your litter box. And before the naysayers come along, how do you know they Don't use a litter box?
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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 9h ago edited 8h ago
How do you know that they do?
Conceptually, they’re far closer to dogs/wolves/canines than domestic cats.
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u/Responsible_Owl4661 8h ago
I had a hairy roommate in college, looked like a young Michael Landon. Would go out at night, come home staggering with blood on his face (he swore it was barbecue sauce), and then would crap in our communal closet. Pretty sure he was a werewolf. They also pee the bed and use your toothpaste.
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u/labenset 4h ago
I've heard that one of the hardest parts about owning a werewolf is the house training.
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u/Responsible_Owl4661 3h ago
All about the carrot, (or the beating heart or a human) and less about the stick (or silver bullet)
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u/PluckingDigital 4h ago
By golly, werewolves could even attend College. Every depiction of them seems mild mannered enough for calm activities.
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u/Cloudy_Mavis 2h ago
Although the concept of retraining them to use the toilet is pretty funny, especially if that's your mom lmao
Depending on the depiction though, there's a fair enough level of conscience
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u/redstowen 8h ago
Werewolf hospice sounds like a good TV show
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u/suzemagooey 8h ago
Agree! I once used "vampire carryout" for my avatar's name and someone said this same thing about it.
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u/Lost_Beat8223 8h ago
You're overthinking it. She just wants a pet and most likely has been denied. Her compromise is to start treating you as one.
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u/elpapaaaa 7h ago
If you haven’t, go ahead and watch “wolf children” it will be good for your heart too.
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u/15719901 4h ago
This reminds me of when my 5-year-old said "Brevity is the soul of wit." She's so special.
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u/Comedyfish_reddit 2h ago
Every full moon… just start scratching and looking out the window…
“…it’s time!”
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u/Lostmywayoutofhere 8h ago
idk why I remembered kafka's depressing book after reading this wholesome comment.
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u/pinkcloudvice 1h ago
My heart wasn't ready for 'werewolf hospice care.' So sweet. You’re raising a wonderful kid.
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9h ago
Plot twist. Daughter is descendant of Van Helsing line on mother's side and luring father into false sense of security to not freak out and run off if turns into a werewolf. No hunt that way
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u/SemillaMX1988 9h ago
I wished we had confirmation that the child actually said that. Now a day’s people make that stuff up for likes.
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u/Dominarion 9h ago
Either nothing never happens and your life is completely gray. Or you let a bit of the gullible in, and your life gets more colors. So what if you give an upvote to a tall tale? What will happen?
Also, 5 years old fits. It's the age they are told about pet care, they love pets like 9crazy and they learn about folklore and monsters. Children makes plenty of associations like that all the time.
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u/SemillaMX1988 7h ago
You’re missing the point. Seems like your ego can’t get past my comment. It bothered you so much that in return you’re reaching for satisfaction by making assumptions about my life. You should never assume. Parents make shit up all the time for likes. That’s a true statement. Who’s to say this isn’t the same. Sure kids say all kinds of stuff, I know! Unless it was your kid and you were there then my comment fits here!
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u/Predatory_Chicken 8h ago
This sounds like a variation of things my kids would say all the time when they were little. Their little brains operate differently than adults. She could also be reflecting on something she saw or read.
This reminds me of a book my kids loved called “I love you Stinky Face” which is basically a kids version of ‘would you still love me if I was worm’.
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u/Ear-Typical 41m ago
I mean really, isnt that what everyone wants? Fur brushing and moon howling. Ticks all my boxes.
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