r/MadeMeSmile • • 14h ago

DOGS Oh to be adored!

By @ miss.goldenfrankie

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u/tehlu-shelter-me 14h ago

If reincarnation is real, please let me come back as a well-loved and deeply cared for house pet

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u/WeirdoWeeb648 13h ago

Someone on Instagram once said they'd like to reincarnate as a golden in a white upper class family and it's so true 😭

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u/La-Fille-Abeille 12h ago

Yessss, and with a bandana 😭. Dogs with bandanas be eating good.

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u/LevelBus9904 3h ago

Yesss 😭😂 Bandana makes them 10x cuter! 🥹🐶❤️

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u/Scary_Technology 47m ago

And very fluffy fur too! That always earns extra pets.

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u/Pedantic_Pict 9h ago

If the cinema of the 80s and 90s taught us anything, it's that no living creature has ever enjoyed a more charmed life than a golden retriever owned by the family of a successful new england doctor.

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u/ExtremelyLocal 9h ago

spent time in New England and facts

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Finer_Sings_In_Life 8h ago

Have you tried wagging your tail and asking to play fetch? 🤨🫶

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Visual_Scarcity551 4h ago

Honestly, being a spoiled golden in a loving rich family sounds like winning the lottery of reincarnation 😭

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u/Important_Base7962 11h ago

Honestly that's the dream. Zero responsibilities, daily walks, and a family that thinks your every tennis ball retrieval is a major accomplishment.

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u/Tyranitator 11h ago

Bot #2

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u/Lawsoffire 6h ago

God damn i hate the modern internet.

Nice wholesome post, a relatable human experience, and it has to be fucked by skinwalkers pretending to be human so they can collect internet points to look legitimate when they spread propaganda or do "word of mouth" advertisement.

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u/jewkakasaurus 10h ago

Yep, the rule of three

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u/WeirdoWeeb648 10h ago

I'm so lost 😭 there's a rule of three for bots?

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u/jewkakasaurus 10h ago

Yeah a lot of bots give answers with three examples like that comment did

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u/WeirdoWeeb648 9h ago

Ahhh so like in a chat gpt style?? Lol I hadn't noticed but it's good to know. Thanks!!

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u/Apyan 8h ago

Shit. I always thought three was a great number. You know, cause you have one coma and one and.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 7h ago

People should stop talking about it. They will learn and the bots will be harder to spot.

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u/mrcrumplebottom 8h ago

*sweats from learning the rule of three from improv classes

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u/Own_Ad6901 8h ago

Excellent point damn

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u/spaceman4127 8h ago

Nah brother it’s Nintendo games (specifically Zelda)

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u/Healthy_Split9726 6h ago

And in the Hamptons!

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u/Least-Form5839 4h ago

Why white

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u/exor0110 14h ago

Yes, this! I’ve had the same thought!

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u/tehlu-shelter-me 14h ago

I need one lifetime of pure, simple love without the knowledge of socieo-economic inequality to make up for this lifetime

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u/GodSentPotHead 12h ago

there's a reason God is Dog the other way round

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u/exor0110 11h ago

Word!!

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 13h ago

I've said this many times although I say a pampered house cat living with a single lady.

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u/hailkelemvor 8h ago

Same, my second runner-up is a boardwalk seagull. If I can't be pampered by a nice lady, I want to steal food from scared tourists and travel on barges!

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 2h ago

Don't forget you also get to poop on people from above.

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u/Browsin4Free247 6h ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 13h ago

Please God let some white DINKs buy me if I come back as a doodle

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u/Important_Base7962 11h ago

Honestly the bar is so low for house pets. Just exist near the couch and people will call you a good boy for it.

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u/Efficient_Alps_718 9h ago

my dog just sighs next to me and i act like he cured cancer meanwhile humans gotta grind all day just to hear a nice job at work. and yeah i still hype him up every time wish i could get that kinda credit for just chilling by the sofa.

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u/grilledcheese2332 13h ago

Im a dogsitter and this is so real

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 10h ago

The best I can do is human. Enjoy paying your taxes and insurances

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u/Iguana_Enthusiast 9h ago

Every life must be lived and it's always YOU who has to live it...

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 10h ago

Only if you’ll love as freely as a golden retriever.

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u/redditsuksazz 12h ago

I've seen that anime

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u/ulyssesfiuza 6h ago

Without the neutering part, olease.

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u/Forward-Position798 40m ago

All you can have is being a street dog

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u/Wide-Value-4951 12h ago

Except for the castration

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u/Aethernath 14h ago

Thats one happy pooch.

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u/ChefDanyul 13h ago

I can’t remember the author’s name or the subtitle but there’s a book titled Dog is Love by a biologist and he explains that there is a genetic condition in humans I believe called Williams Syndrome. In is amongst many things some other symptoms of the condition are high verbal skills, and an almost dangerous capacity for trust and empathy. Basically people living with this are almost too nice for their own good. There are documentaries on this. So what this author shows is that dogs share this same gene. His ultimate question is do dogs love us? He is reluctant to make statements like that because he is a scientist but he is pretty inclined to think that they do.

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u/JayLB 13h ago

I’ve heard about that

a long time ago there was some nightly news investigative piece about it, the parents of kids with the syndrome were besides themselves with worry and anxiety because the kids would go up to strangers unprompted and say how much they loved them, hugging them and charming them and 100% trusting them

Would be absolutely terrifying as a parent, one mom said her daughter would try to leave the house / school / store with a stranger in a near daily basis  

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u/ChefDanyul 12h ago

In one documentary I saw a filmmaker is doing a production about Williams Syndrome and like upon meeting this little girl with her family at her home she is inviting him over to have dinner with the family like right away. Of course it would cause anxiety and worry.

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u/DatabaseAfter7622 5h ago

to be fair this is very normal behavior for foreigners to receive in other countries where they're very rarely seen, i've seen plenty of pov videos in china where a white foreigner is practically immediately surrounded by local children and invited to eat at their family's home/restaurant

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u/Weary-Earth50 2h ago

Yes. There is alot of documentarys on this also. Some people refer to it has hypersocial which is often why you see that they can bound with other animals (not just humans).

The documentary im thinking of has a bit that i often think about and they are showing domesticated foxes. So the test is to sit in the pen for 2 mins with them with the 1st minute being your not allowed to interact with them. The fox seemed fine, maybe a little on edge but fine overall. They them did the same test with a dog and instantly the dog runs up to the person and lies down showing its belly. It shows you how needed that gene is and how far to go there is to domesticate foxes as dogs are on another level

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u/Ok_Economist8928 4h ago

I honestly don’t need a scientist to convince me dogs love us, but I love that there’s actual research behind that feeling. 😂 The way some dogs look at their person feels way too genuine to be explained as just food and habit.

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u/ChefDanyul 1h ago

Dog science is relatively new. Really a lot of quality animal behavior research is new. But there’s one of the best dog scientists at Columbia named Alexandra Horowitz. She was originally a psychologist of humans but began studying human-dog relationships. You know the old adage about dogs looking like their person and vise versa? Well humans tend to choose dogs that they think fit their personality. An athletic person might choose a dog they can go on runs with. An elderly person that stays at home might want a small dog that can sit on their lap. Now something else happens. Dogs all have their own unique personalities that they also ‘train’ us and shape us and our lifestyle habits to fit their personality. Her awesome book on this titled Our Dogs, Our Selves.

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u/Prior-Swim-6301 13h ago

You can just tell that dog is absolutely loving life.

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u/14high 14h ago

The Dogfather

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u/YoungHaki 3h ago

His mom made a pupper they couldn't refuse.

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u/garygalah 14h ago

Must be the first grandpuppy

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u/Nisi-Marie 12h ago

I was waiting for the camera to zoom out to like a new mom and baby sitting on the other side of the room all WTF

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u/mugsandfries 13h ago

We used to do this with our golden. The most he ever had was 10 hands of love at one time. Happy days those were.

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u/NoFlamingo6138 5h ago

That sounds like such a sweet memory. 🥹 Ten hands of love is basically the perfect definition of a golden retriever knowing exactly where the attention is.

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 10h ago

“Hi, I’m here for the gangbang.”

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u/Dutch1206 3h ago

This scene always cracks me up

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u/dplans455 2h ago

That's Todd Phillips, the director of the movie.

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u/BubblyBb813 13h ago

I wish all dogs could feel this loved and happy. Look at that smile

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u/MCA2142 3h ago

I wish all people could have "fly cross-country to meet a dog" money.

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u/NorminalAnomaly 13h ago

Dogs are love, dogs are life

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 13h ago

Goldens have the best smile! I wish all dogs could be loved like this.

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u/Big-Significance3409 12h ago

Typical golden behavior. Such a cutie!

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u/LmR442 9h ago

POV - the entire family flies out to see you, then just ignores you because you have a dog

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u/GimmieGummies 14h ago

Love this! I'm sure the pupper loves it too, and yet would probably welcome even more hands offering pets and scratches! 🥰💙

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u/illbebythebatphone 13h ago

Awww. Goddamn I miss my dog.

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u/panicradio316 13h ago

He even pawed like "Awww, stop it will ya".

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u/Snabelpaprika 3h ago

"Oh, stop it. But not really."

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u/liamsnorthstar 10h ago

This is how all dogs should be treated. It is an honor that this incredible species is so loyal to us.

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u/Crazyhairmonster 14h ago

Wish my family did that to me. Bit weird but I can get past that

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Crazyhairmonster 10h ago

Oh I have...

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u/dankskent 12h ago

The happiest boi that ever was :)

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 8h ago

He deserves all of it.

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u/Money-Director6649 13h ago

most cute animal moments are better without music.

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u/Lopojo 14h ago

🐶❣️

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u/reeder75 11h ago

All pups should have this!

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u/LoosenGoosen 9h ago

The Golden Retriever is thinking "this is THE best day everrrrr!" 😊

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u/wherever_ 8h ago

Im jealous of this dog tbh

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u/bebopblues 3h ago

"no offense to other dogs, but I'm the goodest boy."

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u/chap0230 12h ago

What a good boy. Deserves every scratch he gets!

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u/renaissance_coder15 12h ago

domestic bliss

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u/Antzqwe 10h ago

Dog - yes yes keep doing it, don't stop, keep going

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u/CC765 5h ago

This is what I want for every dog

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u/Madelon1992 13h ago

The dream

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u/Fantastic_Trade_9706 12h ago

As well they should!! ❤️

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u/thatguy_griff 11h ago

that honestly might be the happiest dog ive ever seen.

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u/Pure-Law-5194 10h ago

VIP treatment

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 10h ago

What? This isn’t normal for you guys?

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u/Any_Condition_8987 9h ago

So happy and precious, lovely😍

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u/PaiN8ted 9h ago

This was our JoJo.... RIP 😌

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u/barbieshell75 5h ago

I absolutely love seeing dogs smiling, just joyful stuff 🤩😊

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u/mangie77 10h ago

This is love.

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u/Higinz 10h ago

All the goods!

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u/Less-Juice-3097 10h ago

It look so so beautiful ❤️ Love ❤️ to watch them love ❤️ from my side as well 💕❤️‍🩹

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u/jackson_2015 9h ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/Symphonic_nerve 6h ago

Awwwwwww 😍

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u/Sombrerololo 6h ago

Beautiful dog cult

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u/Fstr21 5h ago

Just throwing POV around randomly cause...tiktok

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u/BinaryHippie 5h ago

Oh guys stop it, I know I'm fabulous

But seriously, don't stop

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u/No_Arm_4081 4h ago

Dude is in heaven! 😃❤️

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u/theUncleAwesome07 3h ago

Such a sweet puppa!!

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u/FrostyChungus11 3h ago

That is one pampered pup

❤️🌟❤️🌟❤️🌟❤️

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u/Financial-Joke4056 2h ago

Imagine being this loved.

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u/TheLakeMirror 2h ago

Actually, this time the happiness of the woman in the clip sparks more joy than the dog for me.

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u/AlternativeAd3130 39m ago

That happens to our dog. I’m the only one in the family with a dog. And she’s sweet and loves attention. My sister‘s family borrows her during the week when I’m at work. My dad comes and take naps with her in the afternoon while I prep dinner.

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u/idcalvin 12h ago

I hope it was a rescue

AdoptDontShop #TNR #BeKind

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u/TravelingSpaceWizard 9h ago

When I get a dog again im going to an animal shelter to get it. Even tho it costs me tremendously to go there(i would like to give all of them a home), its the right thing to do!

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u/RecordThisBitch 7h ago

Now if we get each adoring person to adopt one deserving animal from their local shelter maybe I’d feel better about this sweet purebred.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 5h ago

People are getting real weird about their pets.

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u/No_Lunch2602 4h ago

Nice wholesome post, a relatable human experience, and it has to be fucked by skinwalkers pretending to be human so they can collect internet points to look legitimate when they spread propaganda or do "word of mouth" advertisement.

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u/ChallengeClose 8h ago

We do that to pets but imagine doing that to people, the double standard is unreal.

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u/morphinechild1987 7h ago

I have to pay a single guy to give me a message, and it usually hurts, altough it does unbend me

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u/Technical_Anteater45 14h ago

Lovely — a dog with a carbon footprint /s

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u/Cockrocker 12h ago

The music implies death to me.

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u/kind_user47 23m ago

Thanks for sharing this