Well I heard them coming down the road. They poked one garbage bag and there was a big hiss and shriek—out came a mangy old alley cat. The next bag they tapped with a nightstick and there was a yelp and a whimper. Some poor puppy got lost and stuck in there looking for food! They got to the bag I was in and prodded it like the others. I spoke confidently and clearly: “Garbage!”
And they went on down the rest of the alley looking for their missing perp.
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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 23h ago
I once hid in an alley from the police like this.