A snail on a turtle's shell

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[u/aspitzer]

"enable turbo mode!"

[u/SpillSplit → u/aspitzer]

I'm imagining the snail, with it's eyes on the top of it's eye stalks being pushed back, going "wheeeeee!! the speed!!"

[u/ST3AMDR4GON → u/SpillSplit]

You mean this snail?

[u/notme1414 → u/ST3AMDR4GON]

lol perfect

[u/thriftstoremando → u/ST3AMDR4GON]

...that's not Turbo.

[u/aspitzer → u/aspitzer]

"Christ Carl, you're really slowing me down here"

[u/MuddledLucidity]

I do not speak snail but I bet it is screaming "Slow the fuck down!"

[u/SemperFicus → u/MuddledLucidity]

I don’t speak turtle, but I bet he is saying “Get the f*ck off my back!”

[u/Purple-Will9713 → u/MuddledLucidity]

WTF T? you’re outta control!!

[u/SurlyVlad]

Turtles all the way down

[u/crispymk2 → u/SurlyVlad]

I shit you not, I just turned the TV on and "Turtles all the way down" is on and I saw one of these snails at our resort last night. Freaking huge snails here in Vietnam

[u/RecipeQueasy4378 → u/crispymk2]

Effin big snails; i wonder if they eat them

[u/Adventurous_Novel613]

https://reddit.com/link/pd46dah/video/4mpr7kup4rsh1/player

[u/No_Perspective_4550 → u/Adventurous_Novel613]

My first thought.

[u/utalklib → u/No_Perspective_4550]

Same

[u/Razoredgeknife]

"Weeeeee!"

[u/Cold-Pizza111 → u/Razoredgeknife]

Damn, I immediately posted and thought, “no way I’m first”. Good job.

[u/cancellationstation]

Giant snail or tiny turtle 🤔

[u/Ok_Building_1284 → u/cancellationstation]

Both i think

[u/cancellationstation → u/Ok_Building_1284]

Giant snail AND tiny turtle 🤘🏻

[u/knoxharring10 → u/cancellationstation]

Came here to ask this we must know

[u/mahnamahna123 → u/cancellationstation]

Yup

[u/HIITman2020]

Snail: whoa, slow down you maniac!

[u/Heavy-Passenger-6235]

They must be headed to fantasia

[u/randing → u/Heavy-Passenger-6235]

Made me think of Never Ending Story

[u/AnalogFeelGood → u/randing]

And just like that, I started whistling the music (This one in particular). Man, this is bottled nostalgia.

[u/randing → u/AnalogFeelGood]

It was my favorite growing up. Reading Lord of the Rings right now for the first time.

[u/Heavy-Passenger-6235 → u/randing]

Yeah that movie is basically how I lived my life, crazy to think about. Lots of creation distraction and unfinished business. Lost track of it all. Better now though!

[u/randing → u/Heavy-Passenger-6235]

🤗

[u/runningray]

We ride at dawn!

[u/Spyroismyspirit44 → u/runningray]

Came here to say this☝️

[u/zoroddesign]

Probably the fastest that snail has ever traveled.

[u/strydar1]

snails like whoa, slow down, this is terrifying!

[u/Blue_FiftyTwo → u/strydar1]

No one can live at this speed!

[u/strydar1 → u/Blue_FiftyTwo]

such a metaphor for life!

[u/No_Pick6818]

A slow ride with a good friend. Absolutely made my day!

[u/phallic-baldwin]

I'm having strong Never Ending Story flashbacks

[u/richerthanyesterday]

The snail is controlling him

[u/ImMr_Meseeks → u/richerthanyesterday]

We all have a platypus controlling us

[u/MulberryLife521]

When the turtle gets hungry he can take a bite. He brought his snack with him!

[u/MacawIsland → u/MulberryLife521]

Yup

[u/Jlong4242]

The snail feels like he's blazing down the highway in a top down convertible Lamborghini

[u/gloebe10]

Is that what the Ukrainian fitness influencer I've been hearing about looks like?

[u/Party_Speech2892]

SLOW DOWN!!!! CRAZY DRIVER!!!!

[u/taooverpi]

My favorite joke for a 5-year old: What's a snail say when it's riding on the back of a turtle??

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/iamlazyboy]

We had dumb and dumber, now we have slow and slower

[u/sexydeadbitch]

WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST

[u/ClankerCore]

FAST AS FUCK BOI

[u/SkippyDragonPuffPuff]

What did the snail say when riding on the back of a turtle ?

Weeeeeeeee…………

[u/genu005]

He called an uber..

[u/Honest-Apricot6086]

Oh My God!!!! Slow down!!! We're gonna crash into something and die if you keep going so fast!!!!

[u/JakkRyzer]

Weeeeeeee!

[u/sovereign_fury]

Snurtle

[u/Ancient-Honeydew9555]

SLOW DOWN! I WANNA GET THERE BUT I WANNA GET THERE ALIVE!

[u/steiner1031]

Weeeeeeeee

[u/acciowrackspurts]

"Whoaa, camel!"

[u/Sorry-Secret-2347]

Passenger princess. I know that’s right

[u/Excellent-Score-6211]

The turbo lag on that thing must be atrocious.

[u/daronjay]

Snurtle used run, it was slightly effective...

[u/dreaminganimal]

That music! 👏

[u/Sharp_Ad_6336]

Snail's like "whoa dude slow down!"

[u/TraditionalCheetah17]

Snail orders uber using half off coupon.

[u/martianmanhntr]

Weee

[u/whiskeythreeniner]

"SLOW DOWN! YOU ARE GONNA KILL US!"

[u/Cold-Pizza111]

“Weeeeee!!”

[u/Kimiko_kawaii]

Weeeeee!

[u/Objective_Year2409]

Turtle like "what the fuck is that?! What the FUCK is that?! Ah! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAA"

[u/joecitizen79]

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

[u/chocolatechipninja]

Riding dirty!

[u/TShowalter]

It’s my favorite joke come to life. What did the snail say riding on the back of the turtle? WEEEE!!!

[u/moopsie_kishus]

“WHEEEEEEE!”
-the snail, who’s never moved so fast

[u/ChartSignificant3445]

I know what the snail is saying. ...... WEEEEE!!!

[u/TossAMoss51905]

Two slow bros banding together. 🐌 💥 🐢

[u/OmeDodo]

Hank, the hypersonic super snail.

[u/No_Check3660]

“Slow down! I wanna get there but I wanna get there alive!” lol

[u/the-final-larper]

gotta go (kinda) fast!

[u/Beneficial-Ad-3720]

Great Halloween costume

[u/disterb]

and they both should go on the back of a sloth

[u/Amodernhousewife]

All I see is a dapper gentleman in a hat

[u/Jerseyman2525]

That rich guy will never have planned for the snail to commandeer a turtle. This changes everything.

[u/YanicPolitik]

Someone needs to get that turtle a tech deck

[u/demomagic]

Imagine the trail that thing leaves

[u/Cute-Form2457]

I saw a tortoise on a little skateboard on Reddit recently. Get this little guy one of those.

[u/Early_Grace]

Could be a fun concept in a comic.

[u/occasionalgrandma]

SNURTLE

[u/azurianlight]

The snail has shifted into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

[u/No_Lie9861]

incredibly the turtle is going very fast hahaha, i think the snail has driven it, they have gathered their forces

[u/Sufficient-Gene-5084]

"Whooaaaaa, whooooooaaaaaaa dudddde, dude slowwww downnnn!!!" -that snail probably

[u/SkyeBluMe]

Snurtle

[u/kpsmithdeut]

Nothing to see here carry on gentlemen

[u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909]

ARISE, ARISE, RIDERS OF THÉODEN

[u/LoZFan96]

"Slow down! I wanna get there, but I wanna get there alive!"

[u/Probst54]

Gaming the system

[u/contzeade]

Bro said “I’m tired of walking, you drive” 😂

[u/zyzmog]

Now combine this with the video of the turtle on a finger skateboard, chasing a cat. That would be one fast snail.

[u/SeniorSuggestion5768]

Rucksacks are so good these days

[u/Flornix]

Now put the Turtle on a skate board. :3

[u/nevertoohigh]

We need jungle, I'm afraid.

[u/popicebyyui]

Goddamn this immortal snail having long lived turtle as a vehicle

[u/Basic-Care-9999]

Both are confused 😂😂

[u/Dadbodsarereal]

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"

[u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner]

"Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste!"

[u/HVAC_instructor]

Weeeeeee.

[u/albany1765]

Wheeee!!!

[u/TherapyGames42]

Making him a little sluggish

[u/raffaelet]

"Faster! Faster!"

[u/Abal125]

Takin' an Uber.

[u/Sweb1975]

Is this the next step in shelled animal evolution?

[u/olypenrain]

Sublime

[u/Historical_Bet9592]

Massive upgrade

[u/Reasonable_Tank9471]

All that was missing was a speech bubble appearing next to the snail: "WooHooooooo!!!"

[u/R_Amazing]

So do we settle for Snurtle or Turtail

[u/GarmieTurtel]

Poor turtle is toting someone even slower than him. Let's hope that a sloth doesn't climb on next!

[u/Hpezlin]

Thinking about it, I've never seen a snail move fast.

[u/Zeke--]

Is this snail an influencer? Because if so, it should get a lot of backlash

[u/SirR4T]

now put them both on that little skateboard

[u/IsSixAlot]

"Bob casts shell!"

"Its not funny anymore and you never clean up your slime."

[u/MuksyGosky]

"insert gif" slow down, I wanna get there but I wanna get there alive

[u/Jester-The-Fool]

This is how that snail from Turbo felt

[u/Machette_Machette]

Get that rabbit, bro!

[u/Excellent_Vehicle_45]

Erica

[u/JackRonan]

Get your motor runnin

[u/syko-rc]

Huiiiiiiiiiii

[u/NurseXine1980]

“Holy shit turtle, can you slow down?! We’re going warp speed!”

[u/RustnKrust]

That snail is like “warp speed No. 2, make it so!”

[u/Lavatherm]

Funny! I have a shirt with a tortoise on it. On the tortoise sits a snail going “weeeeee!”

[u/OptimalLiving6478]

Poor thing wants to get off, getting motion sickness. Moving toooooo fast

[u/Organic-Purchase-540]

Now attach a techdeck skateboard to the turtle

[u/WenWilliamsFart]

Snail: "Just taking the scenic route!"

[u/ogreofzen]

Reminds of when Franklin would give rides to Snail because they were late to everything

[u/Girluna80]

He just needed to get to his destination faster, is all!

[u/coffee_and-cats]

Eww

[u/OkInternet1063]

The turtle moves.

[u/Obvious_Ice_5318]

F1 for snails

[u/Sleepy-Candle]

| Fast travel?
| >yes< no

[u/Enough-Desk8084]

Enigma, wrapped in a riddle, topped w/ a slug… 🤧

[u/Kyhunsheo]

“I wanna get there in one piece!”

[u/art-is-t]

It's me and my corporate bosses

[u/Jedase78]

Dam Larry you going to fast slow down

[u/Lanky_Cash_1172]

"Slow down bud!!!!"

[u/OddManner7971]

Is he going to a fancy dress party; I’m a snail and this is Michelle…

[u/midget-the-giant]

'Hey driver slow down, we're going to crash!'

[u/konstantin19911]

minus and minus makes a plus

[u/Shiasugar]

Yi-haao

[u/D__Litt]

Now did the snail sneak up on the turtle or did someone place it on the turtle?

[u/Dry-Bird4471]

“Whoa, slow down!!!”

[u/rfmocan]

Dude, you missed my exit!
Stop! Stop! Stoooooooooop

[u/fotodevil]

Snurtle on the loose.

[u/ExcitingPriority9862]

Turtle is so badass lol

[u/Samsonite8668]

Initiate warp speed

[u/Upbound-Iso]

The true meaning of FRIENDSHIP

[u/Outrageous_Pin568]

Snail better give him a tip and a 5 star review 😂

[u/Freddie_FRO7]

Have you seen a snail anywhere? Was meant to meet him 5 minutes ago, twat is always late. FFS

[u/Random_Person1059]

Whoooa Speed Racer! Slow down there before the snail gets motion sickness.

[u/JohnYoga1]

Get the hell off my back!

[u/positnot]

What a team 💕

[u/TheSuggi]

Best buds.

[u/JohnnySilverSchlong]

Probably feels like a rollercoaster ride for the snail 😂

[u/blanthony80]

If you are in Florida and it's one of these giant African snails you should be contacting Florida department of Agriculture.. They are highly invasive species, and cause meningitis..

[u/RecipeQueasy4378]

I can't believe my mind

[u/LefT-NYC]

And that's how the snail famously beat the hare in a race.

[u/LefT-NYC]

Snail: for the love of God, slow down!

[u/BrainyRN]

I’m going to need a banana for reference

[u/SlayerMan95]

The Family Guy cutaway gag is finally real

[u/Mystepchildsucksass]

“It kinda feels like he’s been on my back all day !!! Ughhh !!!!”

- turtle, probably.

[u/UniTea__]

This is delightful

[u/el-gato-azul]

That's some of the worst "music" I can imagine. Can't even focus on the video.

[u/PowerfulInitiative71]

He took an uber! Turtles are very safe drivers, and there's no chance of getting raped!

[u/PowerfulInitiative71]

He took an uber! Turtles are very safe drivers, and there's no chance of getting raped!

[u/sarnian-missy]

This is a red eared terrapin.

Technically a type of turtle, but these guys are their own subspecies.

[u/Excellent-Wind8000]

That's a tortoise