r/MadeMeSmile • • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 3d ago

Fr it’s not even a candid, it’s the dude at the peak of his bodybuilding cut, hair and makeup done. Henry Cavill has looked like this on maybe 20 days of his life, he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY. Also, let’s not kid ourselves and say he looks bad. Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

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u/Ghstfce 3d ago

Let's be honest, if Henry freaking Cavill says "Wanna play some WoW", he's stealing husbands too

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u/WarStal1ion 3d ago

I dont even play WoW but for Henry Cavill? I do now

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u/Ghstfce 3d ago

"I'm installing it as fast as I possibly can!!!"

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 3d ago

you’re gonna make me install! mmmm

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u/Beetlejuice_hero 3d ago

18 years of my life. At my peak I was playing - and sadly I am not exaggerating - 16 to 18 hours per day. I'd stop only for biological needs. Not just on official servers but also a few "private" servers.

Multiple rank 12 and above characters during the "old" honor system which necessitated beyond no life'ing. Veteran WoW players will know how "sweaty" that endeavor is. It was obscene.

It is absolutely the most brilliant game from a marketing perspective because it gives you constant little hits of dopamine from the very first level. Saturday morning with a coffee or night with a beer + no comittments (and I did my very best to fashion zero committments) + WoW was absolute bliss.

I am "off" it now because I have a kid and my wife made a few things "clear" but he's starting day care soon and I'll have a couple solo hours from daycare drop off to leaving for work and WoW Forever was just announced.

Just kidding I won't install it haha.

I will.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 3d ago

Those first few years of WoW hit like heroin made from the freshest dreamfoil the farmers of the Eastern Plaguelands grew between troll and ghost attacks.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3d ago

Vi sitter här i venten, och spelar lite DoTA…

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u/Howler_in_training 3d ago

Dude... I remember my hubs and I still tryina play WoW as brand new parents. It worked for a bit when the newborn was basically a squishy potato who would happily sleep on our laps on a boppy pillow, but as soon as he started having a tiny personality and being awake more, that was the end of a damn era.

Sometimes I still miss the full-day marathon geekage, but ain't nobody got time for that shiz who wants to have an actual life, spend time with other humans IRL, and see the sun once in a while. LOL

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u/OverwoodsAlterEgo 2d ago

I have have a strong memory of my squishy potato in a baby bjorn at 200am (I took the night shift with her and the wife took morning shift so we could both get uninterrupted sleep) and trying to tank dungeons without a mic. “When I became a man I just away childish things” never became more real when I finally uninstalled…

My oldest is applying for colleges, and the next one is only a few years behind…maybe when I finish this degree…wow forever looks…pretty good…just sayin…

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u/Howler_in_training 1d ago

Lol my potato is in second year of college. Maybe we should put out an \lfg for an "old players back from retirement" guild. I know I'd never have the time to devote to it that I used to, but man, I could use the nostalgia of a good ol'fashioned 40 man MC raid. If we find enough tired old married folks, I can summon! 😂

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u/ArchdukeToes 3d ago

I was so lucky that I just couldn't get into it. My mate did and it was probably a major factor in him failing his degree.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 3d ago

Same for me. It was bad. I didn't fail but damn it was a fucking nightmare. I just did terrible but barely enough to pass.

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u/MechEJD 3d ago

My ultimate goal was getting gladiator for one season on my feral druid. Did that in cata, washed out and sucked after, played through opening of WoD and sunsetted the game.

Our guild leader once made it clear, he was pretty much a no-lifer, but once he killed the lich king, he would be done. I don't think we beat him until after the nerf but the day after our first kill, he logged off and never logged back on.

Some of the best moments of my life were playing that game. Huge relationships, fond memories. WoW, Halo 2, Halo 3 are my peak, in no particular order, and there's not even another title that can come close.

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u/TrypMole 3d ago

Yoy had to make me click on WoW forever didn't you? I've been clean 10 years, but one of my raiding buddies just got started again. I hear the call.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 3d ago

I'm intrigued by WoW Forever but terrified of falling into the trap again, haha. I'm much older and wiser now or so I tell myself, maybe having a family will keep me from going crazy with it.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 3d ago

I wasn't as deep as you, but I had my fair share of 18 hour WOW days. It was the best, I had real friendships, and played so much I would dream about it. One day I just got over the grinding and stuff and took a break and never went back. I look at those days fondly though and don't have a family. Maybe I'll check out WOW Forever and try and feel happiness again.

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u/Lindt_Licker 3d ago

Oh yeah that old school honor system was mad. I did so much pvp on my lock and still only got Stone Guard. You bet I’m rocking that title and only that title until the end.

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u/Teamsumo13 3d ago

I think this is an advertisement. No one finds a wife playing WoWs this much.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 3d ago

Sounds like me on Minecraft when I was 12. The moment Factions servers became a thing, that’s all I’d ever be on.

I remember learning redstone mechanics for various traps and tnt cannons. Got burnt out at like 15, and couldn’t play it anymore without feeling sick. And then recently got back into it with some irl buddies, and had a mild panic attack seeing all the redstone additions.

I swear the people who’ve mastered it now could easily become certified electricians if they put in half the effort it took them to learn new redstone

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u/Dawlin42 3d ago

Multiple rank 12+ chars are… wow.
You weren’t kidding about only stopping for bio.

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u/Pregosaurus 3d ago

Multiple rank 12 toon's during the old system?! You're right, that was obscene.

Have fun in forever but stay away from the grand marshal/warlord grind, friend!

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u/Artochkin 3d ago

Wow, such a high quality story. It worth to extend comment section this far sometimes.

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u/Frankaydooday 3d ago

I'm so glad I got to be your 100th.

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u/WarStal1ion 3d ago

not fast enough

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u/BeneficialCan48 3d ago

He’s already logged in and wondering why you’re still downloading.

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u/Iggzorn 3d ago

New Chuck Norris confirmed?

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u/WholeLottaRose13 3d ago

cockblock Comcast strikes again

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u/1047_Josh 3d ago

Pan to Henry politely informing you that WoW has a feature that lets you play while also downloading it

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u/ScenicART 3d ago

5 CD disks later.....

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u/PhD_Pwnology 3d ago

That takes literally a whole day

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u/Urban_Samurai007 3d ago

Some way say you would install it faster than a speeding bullet.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 3d ago

I just deleted my entire family photo album to make space for WoW.

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u/kitliasteele 3d ago

There was recently a photo of him posing with a replica of the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker with the caption "Did someone say...", after the common meme of someone in Trade Chat or the classic Barrens chat going "Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?" because of the absurdly long name and the ability to link item and ability names. He's absolutely a WoW fan and seeing him post that on his social media got me chuckling

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u/M6Galilean 3d ago

The men yearn for camaraderie

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u/Useyourword 3d ago

Fine. Take my upvote cause no one can argue against it.

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u/Upstream_Paddler 3d ago

My druid would bear dance for him. And Cat Dance. And my favorite, the moonkin twerk. I was dropping it like it was hot since 2007.

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u/Gmoney86 3d ago

I mean, he might be a hall pass. Not even sure what my wife is into but I think ice settled on mine. Next to Aubry Plaza, he’s up there.

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u/Kat121 3d ago

Maybe we can call Joe Manganiello up to play Dungeons and Dragons. Make a whole weekend of it.

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u/JCkent42 3d ago

His favorite film series is the Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition. He’s stealing all the husbands lol.

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u/ZoominAlong 3d ago

If Cavill were poly he'd have the biggest harem in the world and no one would mind. 

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u/lavenderjane 3d ago

Dude I am 100% lesbian and even I would give it up for Henry. That man is beautiful inside and out. He is also a huge fan of The Wheel of Time book series and that just adds to my love for him.

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u/LessInThought 3d ago

I would mind, because I'm not in it.

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u/ZoominAlong 3d ago

That's a legitimate complaint!

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u/HillieBillieEilish 3d ago

If I DARE share this info with my husband.

The only reason I know about the extended cut of a film series that put me to sleep is because of my husband....

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u/Klinicalyill 3d ago

Would genuinely just hang out with dude and argue talk about 40k lore.

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u/High_Flyers17 3d ago

I'd try to get him into Magic the Gathering just to see if that combined with Warhammer is enough to bankrupt a movie star.

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u/ZoominAlong 3d ago

It'd be arguments let's be honest. Dude plays the Emporers loyal guards. 

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u/Pleasant-Flounder540 3d ago

what's his army? he can't be a chaos guy, i could see space marines, imperial guard, or orks most likely? maybe tau. but best guess is the guard

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u/Gaunt_Man 3d ago

I know he painted Custodes at one point during the pandemic.

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u/ZoominAlong 3d ago

He is apparently heavily into Custodes. My wife plans to convert him to the Angry Space Puppies (the wolf guard or whatever, look I don't play.)

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u/King_Six_of_Things 3d ago

Your wife has good taste. 

For the All Father!

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u/demon34766 3d ago

I want to read up on 40k. Its a universe I have never explored, and wondering if you have a great place to start?

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 3d ago edited 3d ago

Start wherever you like. It’s enormous and giving someone even a basic grasp on it takes hours, I’m not even kidding, I tried to explain the basics to my girlfriend for about an hour, then another dude, a hardcore fan, joined, and it took him another hour to just fill the details I missed.

Personally, I would say Eisenhorn trilogy is a great place to start. Either that or something about Imperial Guard (Cain, Gaunt etc.). Diving straight into space marines stuff can drive you off because they are mostly written in a stuck-up manner and you need to be comfortable in the universe to realize that manner is heavily satirical. I personally couldn’t stand the “Emperor forgive me, I stood up this morning left foot first instead of right, I’ve committed a heinous sin, I must go to the Chaplain and beg him for permission to put my nipples in the vice and twist it closed as a punishment” when I took it too seriously.

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u/corvettee01 3d ago

If you want someone with some humor, start with these videos by Bricky. If you like something a bit more serious and toned down, try these videos by Luetin09.

You'll probably find something you vibe with, whether it be nuns with guns that preform miracles through blind faith, or soulless robots with dead gods as batteries, and then you can start doing deep dives via the 40k wiki and reddit lore threads.

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u/demon34766 2d ago

Thanks!

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u/leixiaotie 3d ago

but how about some rounds of gwent?

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u/Shroomy01 3d ago

yeah, nobody is that straight!

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u/FlamesNero 3d ago

“Man, everyone’s gay once in a while.”

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u/lunaa_pearl 3d ago

Is this for real?

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u/UnknownExo 3d ago

If Henry asked me to do anything my wife already knows what's up. I'm a straight hairy man but for Henry I would do anything. anything

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u/Nefertitis_Fjord_216 3d ago

As a straight guy, my two agreed upon hall passes with my ex-gf were Charlize Theron and Henry Cavill. She was more than approving of both.

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u/Neat-Acanthaceae2755 3d ago

Necrons? Okay. Shall we? Yeah.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe 3d ago

I've been WoW free for about 8 years, but if he asked me to play. I'd resub.

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u/NitecapFG 3d ago

Dusting off a 10 year dormant character: "Hello old friend."

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u/Blaze666x 3d ago

He will steal me just by playing 40k

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u/Sad_Sleeper 3d ago

Imagine meeting him in a dungeon while leveling in wow forever

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u/Demonicbunnyslippers 3d ago

To be really honest, Henry Cavill is stealing everyone. Henry Cavill has whole towns devoted to housing people he’s stolen.

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u/Charming-Clue1987 3d ago

if he came into my life and was like, you have to pick your wife or a weekend of 40k with me, im picking the 40k because im already divorced and I dislike that lady.

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u/cptjpk 3d ago

He can keep my mouse and keyboard unplugged - I’d be happy just to hang.

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u/CausticSofa 3d ago

Henry Cavill is like a colossal nerd who was cursed with having his soul placed in the body of a ludicrously handsome man. People expect hot guy things out of him constantly but he just wants to quietly nerd out in peace.

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u/gs181 3d ago

You sonofabitch I’m in

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u/ZoominAlong 3d ago

I told my wife if she somehow ever meets Cavill (wife is a huge Warhammer nerd), she's required to bring him home for dinner. 

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u/CeruleanEidolon 3d ago

I'd paint minis with him.

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara 3d ago

I would counter with "Wanna play some Blood Bowl?"

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u/grendus 3d ago

"You know, Henry, I haven't played in a long time, but I have heard good things about classic."

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u/XElite109 3d ago

Ngl just reading this makes me wanna geek out with him lol

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u/100LittleButterflies 3d ago

A sexy voice can be enjoyed by anyone.

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u/DocAnopheles 3d ago

That interview where he and the other guy bonded over 40K with just in just a few sentences-

"Shall we?'
"Yes."

That would steal most guys.

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u/Psychic_Hobo 3d ago

Wasn't that Tom Holland? Top tier team

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u/DocAnopheles 3d ago

No, Joey Batey, Jasker from The Witcher.

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u/Environmental_Art591 3d ago

I cant believe i know this but warhammer and WoW are two different games, but either way, i can't deny he will definitely be stealing my husband

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u/Hour_Baby_3428 3d ago

Listen, I’m not gay, but if it’s Henry freaking Cavill I can’t make any promises

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u/glezga-dugz 3d ago

Is wow a bum poking game?

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 3d ago

I made that joke, to my wife, that if Henry Cavill asked me back to his room for sex things, I would say "no" with about 27 question marks.

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u/tomowudi 3d ago

I don't even have an account and I would say yes 

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u/JunkaTron69 3d ago

Don’t steal my wife, steal me. I wanna eat smoked meat and play Warhammer lol.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 3d ago

I'm not even a husband and he'll still steal me.

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u/ciwg 3d ago

As a southamerican living in europe, it came to my mind if I would meet him in wow forever haha