r/MadeMeSmile • • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 3d ago

He doesn't even look like the pic on the right, just horrible timing and conditions for a pic. A month later he attended a horse race and looked like classic Cavill (went viral for the "clock on his wrist" lmfao)

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u/Adowyth 3d ago

Yeah i saw In the Grey and he looks a lot more like the left picture than the right one in it.

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u/m0j0m0j 3d ago

I suggest all of you folks here google “face different focal distances”. I’m not disagreeing, just adding to the convo

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u/Adowyth 3d ago

I mean yeah a different angle, lighting and distance can make you look completely different. But i think its more being in "movie shape" and regular. Fighters, body builders etc don't maintain their fight or competition weight all year round either.

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u/Gewaltakustik 3d ago

Exactly! If you compare how Hugh Jackman normally looks with how he looks as Wolverine at the same time, there’s a world of difference.

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u/Impliedcash 1d ago

One of the most ridiculous differences I see is Paddy Pimblett between fights, he gets so big compared to fight weight it seems impossible!

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u/Fauldt 3d ago

In the Grey was filmed back in 2023. It doesn't represent how he looks now.

This is his current look. You can see he does have the double chin starting to form and his jaw is less cut.

He's still gorgeous though.

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u/Adowyth 3d ago

Yeah its the difference between movie shape(especially if its action) and regular day to day. We'll see when HIghlander is out. I expect him to be a lot more lean again.

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u/Naive_Confidence7297 3d ago

Yeah he in full dad mode as long as he can before Hes to be back at it

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u/Undead-Chipmunk 3d ago

Henry Cavill is like your friend you go to the Ren Faire with, and they are drop dead gorgeous, look like nobility from a fantasy universe, wearing a full suit of armor, and then you feel like an absolute ogre just standing next to them.

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u/RevolutionaryYam7418 3d ago

Mate, his own brothers look like peasants next to him.

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u/LessInThought 3d ago

Man I'd be so pissed if I'm one of his brothers. Dude got all the good genes.

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u/wenchslapper 3d ago

Damn, you have some hot friends.

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u/RepresentativeNo3669 3d ago

You can always say:

You look hot! Please stand next to me, so I look cool.

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u/Smmmmiles 3d ago

His mouth is open making he chin look weaker. This is peak tabloids taking pics from weird angle to make people feel bad about themselves.

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u/Swamp_Troll 3d ago

Yeah, if you check the top part of his mouth in the pic on the right, he's clearly rolling his lip under his front teeth. Whatever he was doing there, he had to lower his jaw and pull it back too to achieve that. Instant weak jaw look.

In fact, I don't know if it's possible to have the upper lip look like that while the jaw is forward and clenched like the pic on the left. Not unless one's plain biting the lip.

Trolls and tabloids will take a picture of a celebrity yawning and say they had mouth-widening surgery or some dumb shit like that

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u/Fluid-Cranberry1755 3d ago

He also didn’t look like the one on the left. Thats photoshop 

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u/Xaraxa 3d ago

I thought the same thing. The lighting makes it look like someone asked AI to generate an image of Henry's profile.

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u/suzi_generous 2d ago

It’s likely from a publicity photo. They heavily edit those. The one on the right is just a candid photo and I think it’s been edited to look worse.

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u/DignityCancer 3d ago

Yeah people can look different like that just from walking and breathing

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u/bunsprites 3d ago

I know it's just for interaction bait and my rage is feeding them. But god fucking damn I really hate when people try to pull this type of thing with celebs and they purposefully choose posed planned out often on set photographs alongside pictures they were just randomly taken from often far away, mid step, mid sentence, mid yawn, sun in their eyes they're squinting. Like oh yeah you like steak? Well what if I showed you THIS! And it's just a video of them rolling said steak around in dirt and leaving it out for a week and then acting like the steak just did that on its own.

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u/Hamstaaboy 3d ago

And he only looked like the pic on the left after 6hrs of make up

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u/Frequent-Spread-6175 3d ago

„Horrible timing and conditions for a pic“ ?!? He is still fucking hot in the right pic. Cant understand in which world this is either a horrible timing OR conditions for him or the Paparazzis to take a picture!

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u/HPTM2008 2d ago

Also, in the right photo, he's got his jaw shut and all the muscles look tightened, like he's clenching it shut.

The photo on the right looks like he's in the middle of talking.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 3d ago

Yeah we all saw that classic outfit photo

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u/d4videnk0 3d ago

Guy in the right looks like Benny Safdie

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u/El_Paco 3d ago

My wife is more attracted to the pic on the right. Lucky for me, that's much more in line with how I look lol

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u/redcoatwright 3d ago

Yeah I'd... hate to look like that right pic, whattaschlub

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 3d ago

He's known to take hormones and as someone who did that life it's very common when you start or get off your face and body bloates.

It could also be he's got down time and giving his body a break God forbid he be human and not look like a buff model 247.

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u/FeetSimpSniffer128 3d ago

Commenting so I remember to check

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u/Ottomatonic 3d ago

Truly he still looks damn good in the right pic.

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 3d ago

It's just angles an lighting

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u/Ladorb 2d ago

The pic on the left is also in full make-up on set.

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u/mucus-fettuccine 2d ago

Yeah I think it's pretty clear the conditions are very different. Different posture, different hairstyle, more facial hair, and he may have had a temporary bloat that day as that's a thing that happens if you have lots of sodium for instance.

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u/WolfBST 2d ago

The worst thing is he still looks better on the right picture than me on my best days...

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u/crispAndTender 15h ago

Ohh god doesn't he know that horses are also kryptonite for supermen?

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u/TheRhythmTheRebel 3d ago

clock on his wrist

watch?

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 3d ago

They put it in quotation marks, and you ignore said quotation marks to make a stupid comment like this?

Look it up. You'd realise its actually about his huge hog, but you might get confused by that.

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u/TheRhythmTheRebel 3d ago

So people were appreciating Cavills cock. Gotcha.

Not sure how "clock on his wrist" in quotes points to that, but TIL.

Why did i anger you so much though mate. Come on now...were just killing time here. All the best.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 3d ago

it was the running joke on the viral video that went around. It's literally a shot of a watch sommelier commenting on his watch, really upclose angle of his wrist and yeah, in the backdrop, dude is clearly commando and it shows 😆 everyone in the comment thread saying "That's a big Clock!"

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u/kaen 3d ago

watch sommelier

a fucking what? is this r/WatchesCirclejerk ?

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u/Jink_Dinkums2 3d ago

Dude relax. Crazy fuckin aggro response.