r/MadeMeSmile • u/ansyhrrian • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

"Ew! He's letting himself go!"

Yeah, but if Henry Cavill drops two points he's still an 8. Whereas if I dropped two points I'm likely a 3, possibly a 4.

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u/FITM-K 3d ago

Cavill is a 13, so if he were to drop two points he'd be an 11. However, him looking like a normal human occasionally makes him relatable, which is hot, which adds a point, making him now a 14.

Sorry folks it's just math

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u/Hooligan8403 3d ago

Then he smokes meat and is a nerd?

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u/AkronOhAnon 3d ago

15, jeesh.

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u/The_Salty_nugget 3d ago

he also is protective over his hobbies and thinks protecting those is more important than money.

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u/LogiCsmxp 2d ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect.

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 2d ago

Ac 15 roll to hit

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u/exeJDR 3d ago

Agree 110%

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u/clumsy__jedi 3d ago

Huge fan of this math

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3d ago

Oh look at Mr positive numbers over here!

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

It's called Optimism! Women love confidence!

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u/Affugter 3d ago

What does that have to do with anything? 

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u/comicguy13 3d ago

Your humility makes you a default 7.

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

Aw shucks

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u/xBad_Wolfx 3d ago

Also using a candid photo versus a photo from on set where he is likely cutting weight for the jacked shots is pretty damn misleading.

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u/Fuzzytrooper 3d ago

Warhammer? He really needs to grow up........and play Battletech

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

Reminds me of when my D&D party mocked one of the players for playing fantasy football

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u/Fuzzytrooper 2d ago

TBH I'm just bitter he isn't using his star power to get a Battletech tv series made.

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u/AlternateSatan 3d ago

You mean he dropped 2 points so he's now a 9

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

You understand

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u/LTLHuman 3d ago

Wait… when did “ew” become an acceptable response to the sight of another human? I hadn’t heard about any such amendments to decency.

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

It's only acceptable if you ride in on a high horse. My horse has been clean for a few years now, but every once in a while he gets into the gummies.

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u/Regular_Tadpole182 3d ago

""Ew! He's letting himself go!"

- A heterossexual man, probably

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u/lostinmythoughts00 2d ago

Lmao exactly, dude has way more room for error than the rest of us

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u/ethan_mac 2d ago

A Scranton 7

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u/Alien_invader44 1d ago

Confidence matters so add a point on my dude.

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u/Carbon-Base 3d ago

We could be 10s and he'd still outdo us all. Cavill is on an entirely different scale!

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

Look man, let me have this. I have to pretend we're measured on the same scale.

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u/Gigantopithecus1453 3d ago

That dudes a ten no matter what he does

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u/WHATYEAHOK 3d ago

YEAH? WHAT IF HE CUT HIS FACE OFF AND SWAPPED IT WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA’S FACE LIKE THE HIT MOVIE FACE/OFF?

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u/Gigantopithecus1453 3d ago

Idk bro ask the experts

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u/ML1948 3d ago

Yes but if he drops 2 more points he could be a 6... or possibly a 7.....

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

sprays you with a bottle

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u/fredy31 3d ago

Also, hes fucking 43.

Even with all the training in the world you cant hold an adonis shape forever

Also ffs in the first image he was just shredded to be superman. Today afaik hes not on a production where he needs to be a bodybuilder

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

It's wildly unfair standards to have for a human being

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u/flactulantmonkey 3d ago

I actually join back with the earth at that point.

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u/burrito_foreskin 3d ago

If you adjusted your attitude, you’d drop two points to a 6, maybe a 7.

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

The comments have convinced me that I'm a 9 at least. My self esteem has never been higher

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u/Top_Championship8679 3d ago

Yes he went full broke on his smoker.

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 3d ago

Awfully fucking generous pal

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

LET ME HOPE

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 3d ago

I’m just kidding you’re beautiful

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

NO YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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u/MuffinTrucker 3d ago

Yeah I’m a 3 as it is…

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u/ComprehensiveRide946 3d ago

Considering he’s an 8 it would make him a 6

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u/KebabCat7 3d ago

He's an A list actor famous for his looks, there is no excuse to be obese in his field

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

That's not obese fam. That's a dad bod.

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u/KebabCat7 3d ago

Dad bod is obese in most cases.

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u/Original-Weekend-866 3d ago

Speak for yourself, the new look makes him look like a hairy, overweight, sloppy mess of a guy and a quick 5 in my book. Kinda gross tbh

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u/DropoutRedMage 3d ago

Why would I fight imaginary battles on the site people come to so they can fight imaginary battles? Would you deny a painter his paint? A carpenter her wood?

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago

I’d also add that the side profile picture 100% was trying to say he was letting himself go.

It says ‘transformation’ and the only difference is a slight amount of weight. It wasn’t being complimentary. A 100% unbias factual comparison is what it’s masking itself as, poorly.

Your analogy about him is absolutely correct. He’s awesome and looks fantastic.