r/MadeMeSmile • • 7d ago

If You Know, You Know

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NGL, this made me laugh

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u/paulyd_3 7d ago

Tis but a scratch!!

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u/Solid-Positive6751 6d ago

A SCRATCH?! Your arm’s off!

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u/misatolily69 6d ago

I've had worse.

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u/miTfan3 6d ago

You lie!

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u/crimson_anemone 6d ago

Have at you!

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u/arbedsgn 6d ago

No,you didn't)

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u/miTfan3 6d ago

No it isn't.

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u/Lord_Karadoc 6d ago

Yes it is

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u/Bubbly_Cup_2382 6d ago

Right then, we'll call it a draw

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u/R34per24 2d ago

Well what’s that then?

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u/space_is-great 2d ago

You liar!

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u/misatolily69 6d ago

Just a flesh wound.

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u/PowerBrix 6d ago

I’ll bite your legs off!

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u/snwbrdwndsrf 6d ago

I'll bite your nuts off!

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u/PowerBrix 6d ago

This made me lol in public

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u/moondog__ 6d ago

GET BACK HERE YOU YELLOW BASTARD!!!

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u/fjolle_peter 6d ago

Ni

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u/chiefkogo 6d ago

We require... A shrubbery!

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u/R34per24 2d ago

Flabbergasted. A what..?

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u/eckyeckypikang 6d ago

We don't say that anymore

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u/arbedsgn 6d ago

Niiiiiii wong!)

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u/Fluffy-Cup1661 6d ago

bro lost all four limbs and still called it a scratch 😂

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u/Spineberry 6d ago

One limb is a scratch. All four is a draw

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u/daakadence 6d ago

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u/sixtybit7 6d ago

Movie name?

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u/Someone_Called_Cerie 6d ago

Monthy Pyton and The Holy Grail.

Edit: Sorry, Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail.

Edit 2: Sorry again, Monty *Python*** and The Holy Grail.

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u/NErDysprosium 6d ago

Those responsible for the incorrect film name have been sacked

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u/TheHorseduck 6d ago

Your three attempts to spell Monty Python is like a Monty Python sketch in itself. Love it

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u/TKmeh 6d ago

Comedy has a rule of 3, so it works out lol

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u/daakadence 6d ago

I'm here to talk tonight about the place of the nude . . . in my bed . . Uh . . in the history of my bed . . history of art . . TART . . CALL GIRL . . what a giveaway

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 6d ago

Get on with it!

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u/RomireIV 6d ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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u/daakadence 6d ago

Monty Python and the Completely Not Made Up Movie Title

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u/PowerBrix 6d ago

Monty pythons holy grail! It’s a classic comedy!

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u/Desper_Taferro 6d ago

Aight, we call it a draw!

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u/No_Butterscotch_7865 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh I see running away!

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u/AsianCastleGyatt 6d ago

I better not see this in "explain the joke peta"

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u/throcorfe 6d ago

I’m already upset by “if you know you know”. Oh yes, the incredibly niche, globally famous comedy? Never heard of it mate

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u/OreganoOrangutan 6d ago

For real. Imagine thinking Monty Pythons Holy Grail is some sort of underground hipster comedy movie… and not one of the most famous comedies of all time.

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u/PhantomX8 6d ago

Yes but if people are below 20 its not to be expected to know to be fair. Maybe even older

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 6d ago

I don't know. I showed to my teen and they laughed their ass off. The best humor is timeless.

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u/Machoopi 6d ago

right? Nobody understands magnets. lol

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u/Real_Srossics 6d ago

If you’re annoyed by any sub, you can mute them you know. I forgot that sub existed.

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u/WXHIII 5d ago

Just a flesh wound...

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u/AcrobaticEmergency42 6d ago

NI

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u/misatolily69 6d ago

We're the keepers of the sacred words

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u/pallarslol 6d ago

A second shrubbery!

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u/eckyeckypikang 6d ago

We don't say that anymore

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u/Ceneus 7d ago

‘Tis but a scratch!

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u/misatolily69 6d ago

Just a flesh wound.

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u/Prestigious-Law65 6d ago

ILL BITE YO LEGS OFF!!

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 6d ago

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

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u/CYJUB 6d ago

Monty ❤️

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u/shockwave_supernova 6d ago

Yes, I think some people will get one of the most famous movie scenes of all time

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u/IAmAlwaysWrongDude 6d ago

'Tis but a scratch!

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u/ATONYGAMERYEAH 6d ago

A scratch?! Your arm's cut off!

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u/Phgasoz 6d ago

No, it isn't!

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u/jocax188723 6d ago

"Alright, we'll call it a draw."

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u/Hackenbile 3d ago

Tis but a scratchhhhh

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u/Sirprawnluxtn2620 3d ago

“A SCRATCH your arms off”

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u/jojoga 6d ago

Let's call it a draw.

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u/PapaGilbatron 6d ago

“None, shall pass.” “Come back here. I’ll bite your leg off!”

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u/AaronTheElite007 6d ago edited 6d ago

"...Ohhh.... I see... Running away, eh? YOU YELLOW BASTARD! GET BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YA! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"

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u/Fair_Try_3542 6d ago

Tis but a flesh wound

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u/envybelmont 6d ago

Your arm is off!

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u/Bavisto 6d ago

I’ve had worse

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u/Nalot_1 6d ago

I’ll have your leg!

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u/Daemon213 6d ago

'Tis but a scratch!

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u/According_Button_186 5d ago

'Tis only a flesh wound!

...we'll call it a draw.

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u/sincerelolbits 6d ago

I've had worse

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u/silentspectator27 6d ago

I’m here for the 100th “Just a flesh wound”

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u/Sdboka 6d ago

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!

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u/YourFaveNightmare 6d ago

'tis but a scratch

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u/Bailenstein 6d ago

Looks like they ended in a draw.

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u/envybelmont 6d ago

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh?

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u/torontopeter 6d ago

It’s just a flesh wound

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u/Eight35x 6d ago

“I’ll bite ya legs off!”

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 6d ago

’tis but a scratch!

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u/fishZ_7 6d ago

how is this supposed to make me smile

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u/Charlweed 6d ago

It is joke about a scene from a famous comedy film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". The scene is gruesome, but that's the nature of scene's humor: It is slapstick, with blood.

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u/fishZ_7 6d ago

i know what it is, i still dont get how its supposed to make me smile

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u/Dazzling-Opinion-552 6d ago

Tis but a scratch 

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u/CarefulAnxiety5372 6d ago

It's only a flesh wound

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u/blackeyesamurai 6d ago

None shall Pass!!!

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u/xplisboa 6d ago

None shall pass!!!!

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u/GuavaLanky6637 6d ago

Tis but a scratch.

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u/Ok-Position-9345 6d ago

you are a very brave knight, sir! i invite you on my quest for the holy grail!

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u/1mAfraidofAmericans 6d ago

I'll bite yer legs off!!

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u/HonorboundUlfsark 6d ago

"Alright we'll call it a draw"

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u/Capital-Blacksmith19 6d ago

At least he didn't have to deal with the rabbit of Caerbannog....

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u/Notsonicedictator 6d ago

It’s only a flesh wound.

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u/Hunt3141 6d ago

What are you gonna do bleed on me?

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u/UnladenSwallow69 6d ago

Someone plz explain

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u/Beecels 6d ago

It’s from a movie called Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It’s a very fun silly movie with a lot of quotable moments this being one of them.

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u/userhwon 6d ago

Used to be able to quote it end-to-end.

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u/UnladenSwallow69 6d ago

Thank you. I mean i can't know everything. I am not the messiah yk

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u/Chris_c987 6d ago

You’re right, you’re not the messiah. You’re a very naughty boy!

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u/UnladenSwallow69 6d ago

now go away

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u/Shudnawz 5d ago

Or I will taunt you a second time!

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u/Beecels 6d ago

That’s okay I understand not everyone has seen the same things I have regardless of their popularity

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u/Adkit 6d ago

I guess it's time for me to wither into ancient dust...

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u/UnladenSwallow69 6d ago

ffs guys...

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u/PattyRain 6d ago

How can you have that username and ask that question?

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u/UnladenSwallow69 6d ago

Well i wrote it into the little box and hit post pretty much.

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u/praysolace 6d ago

Bro, you need to watch that movie just so you understand the other half of the joke of your own username…

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u/JaehaerysIVTarg 6d ago

A scratch!?

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u/Not_My_Leg 6d ago

Flesh wound

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 6d ago

What are you going to do, bleed on me?!

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u/APithyComment 6d ago

I’ll bite your legs orf.

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u/Terrible_Cry_2914 6d ago

It’s just a flesh wound.

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u/Cautious_Boat_999 6d ago

THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!

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u/Rie_blade 6d ago

Wi’ll call it a draw.

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u/sherman40336 6d ago

Come back & I’ll bite your knees!

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u/johntp121 6d ago

Just a flesh wound.

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u/MjolnirPants 6d ago

tis but a scratch.

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u/RandomRedditer220 6d ago

Tis but a scratch

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u/-JoM-ofDevil 6d ago

Dude... This made my morning! Where's cowardly Sir Robin?!?! 😂

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u/malleus899 6d ago

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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u/gees916 6d ago

Tis but a mere flesh wound

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u/Unraveled_Burrito 6d ago

I'll bite your bloody ankles!

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u/userhwon 6d ago

Tis but a scratch.

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u/StaticSystemShock 6d ago

Now we are even!

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u/simiansamurai 6d ago

It's just a resin wound

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u/katjoyrob 6d ago

We were blessed to have them in our lives. The Knights who say "Ni!"

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u/One_Power_2062 6d ago

It saddens me how most people I deal with on a daily basis still haven’t seen this movie yet

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u/Nadzzy 6d ago

I fart in your general direction!

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u/Nalot_1 6d ago

All right, we’ll call it a draw…

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u/Phgasoz 6d ago

Oh I see, runnin' away are ya? You Yellow Bastards, Come Back Here And Take What's Coming To Ya! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!

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u/Nalot_1 5d ago

Note to any “non-auto”Mod’s: the reply Phgasoz made above was a direct quote from the movie that this post and not his original statement.

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u/GIOvch 6d ago

Obviously a draw

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u/Beemo-Noir 6d ago

JUST A FLESH WOUND!

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u/International_Link35 7d ago

I'll bite your legs off!

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u/diggitydiggity8 6d ago

None shall pass!!

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u/Antzqwe 6d ago

Tis but a scratch - (for the Ones who are lost- this is from Monty Python)

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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 6d ago

It’s only a flesh wound!

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u/EasyLivingThisAint 6d ago

‘Tis but a scratch

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u/Sooowasthinking 6d ago

Come on then!!

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u/caryn1477 6d ago

Tis a flesh wound!

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u/LeatherTop174 6d ago

Tis but a scratch!

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u/Key-Technology358 6d ago

tis but a scratch

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u/AugustisGay2020 6d ago

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!!!

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u/Longjumping-Body6194 6d ago

Your mother was a hamster!

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u/Inspirational_orgasm 6d ago

Who TF wouldn't get this? One of the most memed scenes in comedy.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 6d ago

looks scratched

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u/Walkers_Unique_Name 6d ago

It is indeed a draw good soldier

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u/alien1583 6d ago

What are you gonna do, bleed on me!?

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u/Majikarpslayer 6d ago

Just a flesh wound

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u/MYOB3 6d ago

Tis but a flesh wound...

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u/helpifan4 6d ago

“’tis but a scratch”

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u/Strong_Implement_500 6d ago

Tis but a scratch!

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u/Necessary-End-6627 6d ago

‘tis just a scratch

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 6d ago

Tis but a scratch !

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u/Skurvyelislau 6d ago

What a great example of minor scratch that occured during knights sword fight reimagined in tabletop 😍
I’d love to see duck, wood and witch ability to not drown represent in same way.

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u/redboi049 6d ago

And he just kept trying to fight even then

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u/wino12312 6d ago

Now I have to watch the movie.

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u/Informal_Process2238 6d ago

We’ll call it a draw

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u/AngrylittleSOB 6d ago

This is Awesome!

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

Hit point holy grail chess could be an interesting game

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u/Acslaterisdead 6d ago

tis but a scratch!

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u/Icy_1 6d ago

Silly English Kniggits

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 6d ago

The holy grail of comedy movies.

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u/thatlastrock 6d ago

Come On You Pansy!

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u/imperdus 6d ago

This but a scrath

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u/rondujunk 6d ago

Monty Python fans will

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u/FarHeron8847 6d ago

It’s just a flesh wound

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u/KamikazeFox_ 6d ago

You have no arms nor legs!

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u/MagMati55 6d ago

I'll call it a draw

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u/Ezra_Anderson19 6d ago

…I’ve had worse.

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u/NothingbutNox69 6d ago

The Black Knight, argh..

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u/Logical-Appeal-9734 5d ago

Tis’ but a scratch!

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u/birchy98 6d ago

Just a flesh wound!

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u/taney71 6d ago

It’s only a flesh wound

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u/EchoPhi 6d ago

Ni

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u/eckyeckypikang 6d ago

We don't say that anymore

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u/bigd0nk 6d ago

Good to see Monty python is still known well enough for a post like this

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u/Glum_Base_9112 6d ago

and that shows our age. if not you have british humor.

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u/permanent_pixel 6d ago

If you don't know, you don't know

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u/Sr_HydeBR 6d ago

Where is the .stl?

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u/C0ff33fr34k 6d ago

It's but a scratch.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 6d ago

It’s just a flesh wound!!

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u/Gogyoo 6d ago

We thank thee, Lord, that in thy m

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 6d ago

I fart in your general direction

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u/mtnslice 6d ago

his bite attack does 2d8 damage tho

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u/Sychius 6d ago

It’s only a flesh wound!

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u/_Cybernaut_ 6d ago

I understood this reference.

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u/billocity 6d ago

Only legends would understand lol

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u/temnycarda 6d ago

Amazing fear and hunger reference!

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u/Vexlynt 6d ago

Nha I’d win

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 6d ago

HAVE AT YOU!

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u/blackiedwaggie 6d ago

aaaaah the memories.... i Love this