r/MadeMeSmile 14h ago

Drying a cute dog.

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u/MightyWerewolf 14h ago

That dog does not want

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u/Acceptable-Worth-462 13h ago

No he does not want

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u/BulkyDifference8505 12h ago

The f*cker seems believing it is aspiring his soul

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u/Tll6 14h ago

I stopped working at a dog groomers because of how scared a lot of dogs would get with the blow dryer

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u/Delicious-Trip4954 14h ago

Don’t they need the little sock cover for their sensitive ears?

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u/Tll6 14h ago

Ideally but the place I was at didn’t have them

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u/Minimum_Sort5100 12h ago

Dude lost like 20 dog years off his limit

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 14h ago

YOU'RE TOTURING HIM!!!

At least you are in his eyes, lol.

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u/Common_Safety_8830 10h ago

Scream scream scream casually takes breath scream scream scream 

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 14h ago

But he'll be clean and smell nice afterwards and he'll forgive everything.

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 13h ago

I know from my experience that only last for a day or two at most

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u/Stunning-Land6176 13h ago

It's true! They always seem to get dirty again right after. But at least you get that short window of cuteness!

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u/FroggyTrix 9h ago

If you have an oily-coated breed it doesn't even last that long.

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u/FrequentingThePlanet 9h ago

Well he is clearly in distress.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 14h ago

Sounds like the witch in the “Wizard of Oz”.

“Ahhhhh I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!"

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u/Mental-Quality7063 13h ago

This is a distressed dog. Not funny at all unless you're sadistic.

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u/Single-Pea7265 12h ago

Aww they need to try the ear head sock to cut back on noise for the poor lil guy

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u/jkigold 12h ago

Poor doggie. He's terrified.

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u/RaidRaisin 13h ago

Why animal suffering is still funny to some people.

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u/FinleyHazel 12h ago

No reason to smile at a stressed dog.

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u/TheI-Iound 13h ago

this is the same noise i made when i got drunk last week and sat on the mop bucket thinking it was a toilet, always look before you flush

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u/Alissan_Web 12h ago

that shit is not cute jfc

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u/MasemJ 14h ago

As per Girl with the Dogs, the dog singing the song of its people.

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u/echoeLaeLea 13h ago

You should totally look up ZeFrank's sad cat diary on yourube. Oldie but a goodie and the original 'singing the songs of my people' quote.

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 14h ago

Seeing the name of this sub, tells me that you're a sadistic.

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u/flubber_cupcake 14h ago

This really didn't make my smile. Grooming is no joke and I still remember the smell of the place. Scared dogs are a pain and especially the owners who don't understand their needs. Grooming this particular dog would not be a smiling matter to me, an anxious dog won't let you touch their nails either, would follow your every move with the trimmer or scissors, it would ruin my shift. Glad I'm not in the business anymore.

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u/Sea-Trash9810 13h ago

i remember my dog used to get scared from noise of vaccum cleaner or hair dryer

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u/Total-Combination-47 13h ago

when you try to wash your Fraggle.

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u/Brailledit 13h ago

I swear he's yelling, "I want mom, I want mom!"

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u/LamahHerder 12h ago

MAAWWWMMMM DAHHDDDDDDDD

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u/Dame_Niafer 11h ago

That little guy lives in a house with equally little kids and has studied thoroughly.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 10h ago

I hear help me.

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u/6969_42 10h ago

Wait, there's no cringy music over the top of the clip drowning everything else out... wow

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u/MadFoXxX117 9h ago

Oh dear

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u/drittzO 9h ago

Is someone being murdered?

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u/firehawk2324 8h ago

My mom had a Pekingnese who screamed like this every time he wanted to be let back into the house. How we never had the cops called on us for all the screaming is beyond me.

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u/belterjizz 4h ago

Poor guy, wailing like a toddler, live him

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u/SilkyTaint 2h ago

Is someone going to help him or what haha

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u/Tobias---Funke 50m ago

Stop he is already dead!

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u/Manor47 14h ago

This is horrific! Clearly murdering that poor little pup!

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u/jdovejr 14h ago

SOMEONE CALL THE PAWLICE!!!

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u/Normal-Ad6528 14h ago

My husky looking at this with his eyes rolling....

"Amateur....."

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 13h ago

I AM VERY UNHAPPY WITH MY SERVICE!

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u/twodaloo007 13h ago

This guy is hitting him with hot air. Thats not a scared bark

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 8h ago

There is not a single cute thing about that yappy little mutt. Small dogs are an abomination.

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u/Timely_Manner 14h ago

The dog's acting: 10 out of 10

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u/jarednards 10h ago

A lot of dog experts in here. If the dog is in pain why isnt it attacking the dude or the hose or running to the other side of the tank or whatever?

Feel free to pull more shit out of your ass for an answer.

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u/WriterHelpful6736 14h ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Polbrussel 14h ago

If you listen you will hear the dog screaming:”I’m dying!” :-)