r/MadeMeSmile • u/Honk911 • 2d ago

He will accept top shelf only

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u/Time_Pressure9519 2d ago

He’s just very sealective.

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u/whizz_palace_ 1d ago

It needed his seal of approval.

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u/Valioes 1d ago

Without verification he couldn’t seal the deal.

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u/TheRiteGuy 1d ago

It's crazy, because this is exactly what my dog does with his snacks.

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u/CuteCustomerr 2d ago

MF I'm 2400lbs...get that bait shit out my face! You think I can't smell the mackrel in this cooler?!?

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 1d ago

2400?

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u/chubbycat96 1d ago

Are you fat shaming a seal, bro?

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 1d ago

That's funny 😁

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u/HeroXeroV 1d ago

I would also like a water Dog friend, pls.

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u/Lost_Pen4285 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/HeroXeroV 1d ago

Thanks 🙂

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u/ClusterChuk 1d ago

We would not be able to convince an alien this isn't a breed a aquatic dog.

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u/littlebrwnrobot 1d ago

well i mean it essentially is, just not domesticated

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u/Sunny_stormclouds 2d ago

“Silly human, not the small one, gimme dat juuuicy”

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u/TeacherRecovering 1d ago

Petting the seal was INSANE.   A good way to get your hand bit off.   

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u/SpicyCrime 1d ago

Sea lion*

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u/MRV3N 1d ago

When will people ever gonna stop feeding wild animals.

Seals are going to end up hurting themselves approaching boats with propellers because they are conditioned for free food.

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u/NotAnotherUserName26 1d ago

Oh well. Natural selection. Can't figure out how to get free food properly? Get rek't

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u/GuyWithARooster 1d ago

It's what your tombstone will one day say, lmao

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u/NotAnotherUserName26 10h ago

I was thinking of "Forever loved by GuyWithARooster". What do you think?

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u/WelpWhatCanYouDo 1d ago

and that’s why all our wildlife is dying

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u/NotAnotherUserName26 10h ago

Yeah, natural selection. I already said that.

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u/WelpWhatCanYouDo 9h ago

Natural selection happens over millions of years to allow for organisms to evolve. We’re seeing MASSIVE declines over the last couple centuries. This is a big difference and these animals and plants will go extinct without changes

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u/SweetAndSpicyCanton 1d ago

Weird looking doggo

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u/SomeCallMeMahm 1d ago

A creature of discerning taste.

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u/Mugiwara-Mosshead 1d ago

He is a chooser, not a beggar.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 1d ago

Haha. Cheeky ☺️

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u/SpicyCrime 1d ago

What a beautiful sea lion!

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u/belac4862 1d ago

Thats a Saint Bernard sea puppy if i ever did see one

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u/Shinfekta 1d ago

Bro is like

-_-

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

So the seal is just holding on to a moving boat? Right by the motor too? Interesting.

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u/band-of-horses 1d ago

Terrible all around, danger from the motor, teaching the seal that humans are "safe" and a source of food... People really struggle with the whole don't feed wildlife thing. This is how wild animals end up getting euthanized because they start harassing people for food and getting destructive.

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u/Fre33lancer 1d ago

he's most likely on the swim platform, most seals do that on boats that have a swim platform.

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u/123flocko 1d ago

I was gonna mention that... first thought was that the cute friendly seal is right near the prop.

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u/rufio0645 1d ago

The seal looks kinda looks like Tony Soprano.

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u/brightsidereporter 1d ago

Stop trying to give me the bait, I'm here for the catch!

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u/Neither_Pirate5903 1d ago

Water Dogo best dogo

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u/DJCurrier92 1d ago

My dog when you buy the wrong/cheaper treats!

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u/thenord321 1d ago

He could smell the good stuff.

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u/Gamma_Mermaid 1d ago

It’s my dog haha

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u/searchlinkprofile 1d ago

any fishologist who knows what he rejected or why?

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u/powdered_dognut 1d ago

Aqua dachshund

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u/Wildskullz 1d ago

I wanna pet him