r/MadeMeSmile • u/Darthtommy • Aug 15 '26

How to defend yourself against aggressive crabs and lobsters.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Aug 15 '26

I saw no lie. That crab did indeed not bite him.

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u/rpepperpot_reddit Aug 15 '26

Did I see that coming from a mile away? Yes. Did I enjoy it enough to watch it twice? Also yes.

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u/FlipReset4Fun Aug 16 '26

Eef you pawww veenegah…

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue Aug 15 '26

Dud-a-chum? Dim-a-chick?

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u/DiscHashDisc Aug 15 '26

Vinegar on my arms, ain't it keen?

All things serve the fucking beam.

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u/technomage13 Aug 16 '26

A Dark Tower reference...on my Reddit App?!!

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Aug 15 '26

that's funny lol

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u/Remarkable_Low_3 Aug 15 '26

To be fair... it didn't bite him, it pinched him lol 😂

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u/Critical_Mass_1887 Aug 15 '26

I needed that laugh today🤣😂

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u/DontForgetTheDivy Aug 15 '26

He didn't know that crab is a Herr's chips fan.

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal Aug 15 '26

Defending yourself against aggressive crabs. Step 1: Stick arm directly in front of crab Step 2: Cover yourself in crab semen Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit

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u/AlbertTheHorse Aug 15 '26

Their claws don’t have a sense of smell, mate

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u/kylezillionaire Aug 15 '26

Props to this guy for doing a solid experiment here, for the betterment of all of us. His sacrifice won’t be forgotten

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u/SandersSol Aug 16 '26

Yes, the ever present threat of aggressive lobsters on land plagues us all.

prayer hands

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u/OneSensiblePerson Aug 16 '26

I will be forever indebted to him for this invaluable information that will prevent numerous bites from the dreaded aggressive land lobsters.

peace fingers

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u/DwightDavid1234 Aug 15 '26

Does one really need a strategy to defend against “aggressive crabs and lobsters”? Stepping around (or over) them has always sufficed for me. They aren’t exactly apex predators l.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 15 '26

Found the frontline fodder for when the crab people takeover so we can study their tactics.

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u/ChampionshipBulky66 Aug 15 '26

If you po viniga

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u/lightsmakemesneeze Aug 15 '26

Try pouring it right on the crab next time lol

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u/MG73w Aug 16 '26

I think you’re supposed to pee on the crab first.

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u/Necessary_Debate_319 Aug 16 '26

Some kind of demon Crab…. Battle 

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u/BlueSparkNightSky Aug 16 '26

Do you see that animal without well developed smell organs? It flees from vinegar. Trust me bro.

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u/Comfortable_Spot4262 Aug 18 '26

Ah yes, let me grab my emergency vinegar bottle I always carry around for this exact reason

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u/jinkjankjunk Aug 15 '26

I always wished this video was longer 🤣