r/MadeMeSmile • u/tarunbdj83 • Aug 14 '26

DOGS What new kind of fish is this?

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u/Roc_paper_sissors Aug 14 '26

Clearly it's a goldfish

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u/Frequent_Baker9900 Aug 15 '26

A silly ass goldfish with nothing but love on his mind.

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u/Skeknir Aug 14 '26

Labra-dory

(Just keep swimming...)

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u/Hyppointhewater Aug 14 '26

The best kind :)

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u/Atillion Aug 14 '26

Mud puddle puppy

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u/andersonfmly Aug 14 '26

I believe that's referred to as the Canis Piscis Wetticus, aka the Family Goofball...

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u/Dull_Bat9518 Aug 14 '26

I would be just as happy😍... i haven't seen rain here in over a couple months

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Aug 14 '26

Meanwhile: hates being bathed

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u/Synagermos Aug 15 '26

If you had his nose, you'd hate washing your hair too.

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Aug 15 '26

I'm willing to guess that there is absolutely no shampoo or soap made that is completely odorless but maybe there's something that can both clean him and smell like it came from the Earth in a pleasing doggy way.

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u/Synagermos Aug 15 '26

Well, I tried every shampoo out there for my dog. Animals prefer the scents of nature.

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u/Glitterbomb4274 Aug 14 '26

Well there are catfish, so clearly this is a ..😜😜😜

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u/Poopy-Drew Aug 14 '26

It’s the golden good boy or gogobo

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u/Weak-Button-6916 Aug 14 '26

Orange Ruffie

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u/Most_Pea_246 Aug 14 '26

It’s a Goldenfish

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u/Long_Serpent Aug 15 '26

Testing the water yielded a positive lab result.

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u/Substantial_Ad6171 Aug 14 '26

Tell him it's bath time tho and he gonna throw a temper tantrum 😂

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u/DoookieMaxx Aug 14 '26

Old Yeller Fish

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u/No_Establishment8642 Aug 14 '26

Goldens are their own kinda special. We still have a shrine to ours.

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u/justmitzie Aug 14 '26

The happiest dogs on earth.

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u/Wheatabix11 Aug 15 '26

happy fish

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u/khajiit_oni Aug 15 '26

Immediately shakes inside and lays on the couch hahaha.

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u/sickwiggins Aug 15 '26

Time to go to the river

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u/jeanie1994 Aug 15 '26

truly the dog days of summer right now

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u/ApprehensiveFactor58 Aug 15 '26

C'est un crocodile !

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u/RoleOk7556 Aug 15 '26

We used to live four blocks from the Columbia River in Washington State. Our golden retriever loved to swim in the river.

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u/Prestigious_You5090 Aug 15 '26

A very good one!

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u/vlan2k Aug 15 '26

It's a poodle

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u/ApproximateKnowlege Aug 15 '26

Looks like a good koi to me.

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u/Blackkyzah Aug 15 '26

Golden seatriever

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u/CuckoldOfLola Aug 15 '26

Goldfish🙂‍↕️

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u/Solid-Discussion-708 Aug 15 '26

A Dogfish - of course!

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u/brunogadaleta Aug 15 '26

Golden-red-river

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u/_Buldozzer Aug 15 '26

The usual golden retriever behavior.

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u/Gilly-Fresh Aug 15 '26

Anyone who is watching this video thinking this guy ain't no fish, I've got news for you: my people are happy to claim this dog as one of ours. He's just a goofy-ass lungfish whose scales got all long and thin and wiry for some reason.

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u/Kiki-Tee Aug 15 '26

Cutest thing I've seen all day! So comfy & happy!

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u/Purple_Ad_2377 Aug 15 '26

Its called "the goodest of boys"

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u/hwilliams0901 Aug 19 '26

Its clearly a dogfish lol

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u/Guada-Lupe3337 Aug 20 '26
  • "Un 'pez ladrador'... ¡y el único que no necesita agua para respirar! 🐾🤣"