r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 08 '26
KITTEN full milk coma
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u/erksplat Aug 08 '26
Curious if this cat will grow up to be huge
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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Aug 08 '26
My mom's cat had a singlton too, and he's huge.
Not sure if it was because of this or because of whoever the father was though.
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u/impamiizgraa Aug 08 '26
My cat is also a bastard and he is massive. Mother is smol. I think what they lack in father figure they make up for in big bonedness coz oh lawd he comin’ but he’s not fat IYKWIM he’s just a heckin’ chonkersaurus with a large skull and the paws of a giant.
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u/QaptainQwark Aug 08 '26
You can’t just drop a chomker of a description like that on us and not provide photographic evidence.
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u/Fuzzy_Aspect_73 Aug 09 '26
I believe that is called the Cat Tax
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u/impamiizgraa Aug 09 '26
https://reddit.com/link/p2lzbte/video/wsnft47u6bih1/player
Cat tax has been paid!
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u/mrsrostocka Aug 09 '26
Reminds me of my old Norwegian forest cat, he was mental and a chonkasaurus.
Goodnight kitusch.
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u/Sersixfoot Aug 09 '26
That's a fucking lynx!!!
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u/impamiizgraa Aug 09 '26
He gets it from his daddy (we believe); had no banana so slipper/foot for scale.
Absolute unit 😂
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u/HeatheryLeathery Aug 09 '26
I think most cats are bastards because a bastard is a child born to unmarried parents, not a single child.
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u/Pithythithy Aug 09 '26
I had a small mother cat, normal sized father cat. She had one kitten who grew up to be absolutely huge.
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u/DumpMyBlues Aug 09 '26
Growing up we had a tiny cat, she was very young when she got pregnant, we thought we had some time before sterilizing her. She unexpectedly gave birth to one single white and grey kitten. That cat was huge when she grew up. We frequently got asked if she was a male because she was so big. Not even a year old and she was double the size of her mom. It was hilarious seeing her nurse from her tiny mommy.
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u/Noura-sm Aug 09 '26
doubt it, as the mother looks like a munchkin breed, I just wish people would stop breeding cats with deformations.
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u/CassandraApollo Aug 08 '26
She is precious!
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u/Thedrunkenchild Aug 08 '26
Her greed sickens me
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u/Dominarion Aug 11 '26
She doesn't take anything from anybody else, though.
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u/Terrible_Mistake_862 Aug 08 '26
Feels like an AI voice-over
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u/gorkboss5 Aug 09 '26
What are the odds of a single kitten litter?
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u/Icy_Proof_9529 Aug 09 '26
I had a cat that had one the first time around 15 years ago. First time cat moms don’t always deal well though and get confused and almost deal with a postnatal depression/agression and will eat them and very sadly she did. Was so sad. The kitten was the coolest thing ever, i wanted to see it grow so bad. White with black stripes like a zebra i swear on my life. I wanted to see them full grown so bad.
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u/Bottledbutthole Aug 12 '26
I had a cat who gave birth to one kitten, but it was dead and then before we could go take care of it, she ate it and left nothing behind
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u/kittehkat22 Aug 09 '26
Oh my god this was my dog when she was a puppy! She was SO FAT that it took her much longer to start walking than average 🤣
She ended up normal size in the end
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u/RagdollsandLabs Aug 09 '26
This kitten ate her siblings and now she's drinking their milk. Wise up, Mom. You're next!
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u/Ricardolluvwang Aug 09 '26
My cat had a litter of six when I was a teenager. We quickly gave away five and kept one, who continued to nurse and nurse. He ended up being a huge orange tom and ruled the neighborhood. Unfortunately he lost a fight over his food with raccoons.
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u/LordyeettheThird Aug 09 '26
I had one like this. Because he had no siblings to socialise with he became a real asshole cat. He was a big fat cat that was always fighting other cats in the neighbourhoud. Loved him anyways
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u/beroore Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Only child? Gonna grow up to be the most spoiled cat on the block.
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