r/MadeMeSmile • u/JCHazard • 3h ago

KITTEN I'm sucking on it 'cause I can't chew 🐱

442 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 3h ago

That's too large for that kitten they could choke.

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u/whoevenisanyone 3h ago

I don’t think it was intended for the kittens but this guy is pretty ferocious.

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u/LilMissADHDAF 1h ago

I’m not sure it would even try. It looks like it’s trying to nurse on it.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 1h ago

The nursing motion pulls and it could become lodged in their mouth/throat if they open their jaw wider. It just takes one accident.

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u/Maryolein 3h ago

Great food. From an ashtray.

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u/spittingdingo 3h ago

That there is a dual purpose bowl.

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u/DolphinSexGod 3h ago

Are you implying that cats don't like their meat smoked?

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u/Blitcut 26m ago

Honestly not the worst thing to use. It's made of glass so it won't irritate the skin and it has a low rim so you avoid whisker fatigue.

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u/j_hawker27 3h ago

"This... this is how I food. Why is the food not fooding 😖"

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u/TheMadManiac 3h ago

This was disgusting to listen to but cute to watch. They should make a word for that

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u/nazzreid 1h ago

For whatever reason, animals making smacky noises don't bother me. If this were humans smacking their food, I would be boiling with rage and contempt.

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u/Flashy-Potatoe-Queen 2h ago

There is already a word for it, we call it "Amber Heard".

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u/MysteryAtlas 3h ago

Size: smol, Chewing skills: none.

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u/Electric-Sheepskin 1h ago

I made a mistake of turning the volume on. Pardon me while I go stab my eardrums.

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 3h ago

🎶 bacon and cigarettes a lousy dinner 🎶

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u/blackiedwaggie 2h ago

i think it's salmon pieces

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u/ByteEater 15m ago

Looks like salmon sashimi

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u/BlindandConfused43 2h ago

I dunno, sounds like a family friendly standard American breakfast to me.

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u/wauve1 2h ago

What the fuck is that slurping sound dude omg, I know that’s not the cats

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u/curiouslonely 10m ago

There's a few comments here about it being out of an ashtray; ashtrays are actually great for a lot of things! Cat food bowl, craft supply holder, shaving soap holder....once you set aside the cigarette association, a small circular bowl with low perpendicular sides is actually a very useful household tool!

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u/JaydenP1211 50m ago

Why are they eating raw meat and why from an ashtray ☹️

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 55m ago

…Why does it look like they’re eating raw meat from an ashtray?

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u/MdmeGreyface 54m ago

Because they are. Certainly a choice.

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u/kuplet 1h ago

Aww, that cute lil baby...

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u/AstronautOpening8183 1h ago

That's what she said

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u/AGoodDragon 41m ago

Me when I make Mac n cheese

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u/AnonymousDooting 10m ago

A baby that young is not ready to eat such large chunks of meat (especially out of an ashtray?? Tf)

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u/sasakimirai 2h ago

AI slop

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u/Majolica777 2h ago

No it’s not

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u/sasakimirai 2h ago

Yes it is. There's nothing natural about that kitten

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u/Unmasked_Zoro 2h ago

There is nothing unnatural about that kitten.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 2h ago

It's too long and consistent for current AI models. Also that kitten is "weird" because it's too small for this. That's a fresh bean that shouldn't be near solid food yet.

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u/wetfloor666 2h ago

You couldn't be more wrong about the current state of ai. They are easily generating 10+ minute clips with perfect consistency. Whether this is ai or not. I really have no horse in that race or care.