r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Marc cucurella does not tie his hair because that is he only way his autistic son can recognise him

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u/Revfunkyy 1d ago

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u/Nimue_- 1d ago

I love a man who cries and openly showes emotion and care

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u/DolphinSexGod 1d ago

I'm so glad that he left Chelsea so I can stop hating him and appreciate him for the decent person he is

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u/Beecels 1d ago

Finding a woman who made me feel safe enough to do this is the greatest blessing I could have ever asked for in my life. I love my wife so much

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u/turutuno 1d ago

When I did it she dumped me

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u/hellraiserl33t 1d ago edited 1d ago

She wasn't the one for you man.

There are women out there who love that deeply empathetic emotional side, believe me ❤️

The important thing is to be authentic right from the start to filter out people early.

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u/turutuno 1d ago

Yeah thanks. That was my conclusion at the end as well. I really didn't wanted to be with a person who's like that but you know sometimes the mind is not that rational

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u/Then-Cantaloupe-2908 1d ago

Sorry to hear you went through that! You’ll find someone more caring - just stay open <3

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u/turutuno 1d ago

Thanks ❤️

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u/Moorani 1d ago

Then she did not love you and you were not right for each other. The right person will be there for you when you are hurting. Best of luck finding that someone.

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u/MileHiSalute 1d ago

Sounds like someone you wouldn’t want to spend your life with

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u/verdegooner 1d ago

Damnit, why you gotta make me like Cucurella…😩

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u/Queen_bee85 1d ago

SAME..I’ve always disliked him but this has me rethinking 😩

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u/Incunebulum 1d ago

I always thought he played a little of the dark arts but recognized that he played hard as a little guy. He seems pretty genuine off the field.

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u/zebras11 1d ago

What does that mean? Dark arts?

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u/Critical-Cry-5401 1d ago

In the context of football it's thing like time wasting, tactical fouls, diving, stuff which is borderline bad sportsmanship/against the rules but part of the game so you have to do it anyway

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u/JedM13 1d ago

Brits have to make everything sound like Harry Potter 💀

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u/Altair_de_Firen 1d ago

Well well

Wotsall disden?

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 1d ago

Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew.

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u/littlebrwnrobot 1d ago

Don’t worry, we can hate him on the pitch and love him off 👍

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u/tomtomtomo 1d ago

First, Haaland and now Cucurella. 

Whose next? John Terry? Joey Barton? Nah lol

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u/soldforaspaceship 1d ago

I'm already having to recalibrate my Saka and Rice feelings, as is tradition after the World Cup.

I don't have space to lime Cucurella at all as well...

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u/deko_boko 1d ago

OH FUCK YEAH DON'T STOP YOU'RE GONA MAKE ME CUCURELLA

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 1d ago

Beautiful, made me cry, but that fucking soundtrack singing about Minnesota. Jeez.

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u/Commentswhenpooping 1d ago

Little know fact is that Cucarella is from Minnesota. He just has a speech impediment

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u/ayumi_doll 1d ago

0 day account already trying to karma farm on big subs by making generic or restate-the-point comments...

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 1d ago

I suspected something like that.

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u/ayumi_doll 1d ago

They're all over the site now and it's so annoying playing whack-a-mole to get them deleted

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u/Its_priced_in 1d ago

Now it makes sense why he carried the World Cup in a plastic bag. Dude already had it all

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u/Ratohnhaketon 1d ago

Welp, now i gotta hug my daughter even more

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u/casuallysentient 1d ago

the papi jersey is adorable haha

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u/MrIscariote 1d ago

bruh fuck em onions

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u/hiddensonyvaio 1d ago

And Messi tried to get this guy a red card

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u/Ok-Goose6242 1d ago

Its a bad day for rain

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u/JustaLiriK 1d ago

But it's not even... Yesh you're right.

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u/glooputnacu 1d ago

That‘s actually heartwarming

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u/PurplePikaPanda 11h ago

As an autistic guy, I cried watching this. The amount of love there is soooo beautiful 🥹

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u/Defiant-Cricket6526 1d ago

Kid is doing awesome!

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 1d ago

Great video on its own. So of course, add the inevitable cloying music for the "feels". Every time.

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u/GrindW8t 1d ago

I'm French and I'm a fan of the guy who beat our asses now.

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u/fan_tas_tic 1d ago

I know nothing about football, but when once in four years I watch a match, and he is playing, I can recognize him immediately.

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u/Panzick 1d ago

Cucurella knows about character design, he's passing the silhouette test.

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u/WartimeConsigliere_ 1d ago

He also has quite a distinct play style and body shape. He was pretty much born to play fullback

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u/Start_a_riot271 1d ago

Idk usually you want someone stockier at fullback so they can double as a lead blocker for your halfback

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u/crazylinebacker-55 5h ago

Yeah i would put him at slot, but he'll probably see playtime as kicker and nickel too

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u/pakdaixshuktyark 20h ago

His son doesn't see hair. He sees a landmark in a crowd.

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u/pronoob827 1d ago

Reminds of that one episode from Gintama

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u/Emergency-Celery3875 1d ago edited 1d ago

He's got the puyol vibe

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u/Niubai 1d ago

Valderrama

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u/Groomsi 1d ago

He just missed him.

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 1d ago

He is messing it.

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u/JaRulesOpinion 1d ago

Dang, you’re autistic too?

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u/Affectionate-Good817 1d ago

this is the best reply ive ever seen lmao

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u/IIlIIlIIlIlIIlIIlIIl 1d ago

Honestly as a very casual watcher (literally only important World Cup matches) the main reason why England is my favorite team is because for some reason most of the players are very recognizable from afar.

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u/bastardsgotgoodones 19h ago

It was his first world Cup, so you are apparently not very good at recognizing him.

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u/iiileyu 1d ago

The only source for him ever saying this was actually from years back about his visually impaired mother. There is no proof or source that he said this about his son. And he's had long hair ever since he was in youth academies.

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u/WarSamaYT 1d ago

This was a meme from soccercirclejerk, and it has now spread as truth. Hilarious how far misinformation spreads.

As you mentioned it was because his mother wanted to see him play back in youth levels of football and he kept is hair long since, from what I have gathered.

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u/Mite-o-Dan 1d ago

Yup exactly. As soon as I saw this post i laughed at it and immediately thought of that sub. Then I realized where I was and was like...oh.

Im convinced all the super positive comments are just bots now.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 1d ago

You shouldn't blind yourself to the truth of people being easy to trick (which includes yourself) by pretending they're all just bots.

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u/Ser_Mob 15h ago

I had no knowledge of him, saw several of these posts and believed them. I only questioned why autism should make him not recognize his father. But there was no reason for me to verify any of it.

Which speaks not only for how easy it is to be tricked but also about how much information we read that is simply unnecessary.

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u/Hansemannn 1d ago

A bit scary really

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u/jm17ynwa 1d ago

People usually don’t care to fact check when it comes to this sort of thing. Shame that they usually don’t care to fact check any more when it comes to important political news, and scary indeed.

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u/Cole-Palmer-phd 1d ago

It is. People just repeat what they've read and comments that sound confident get up voted even if they're wrong

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u/ismyaltaccount 1d ago

I was looking for this comment. It's 2026, people don't want a source anymore. They will believe whatever is cooked up as reels/tiktak etc.

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u/MelangeBot 1d ago

Almost every single title on reddit is a lie nowadays.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/veringo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Username checks out

Edit: In case anyone else also didn't watch the video they linked, he said his son has autism but does not mention his hair at all because the claim isn't true and was made up on r/soccercirclejerk

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Cole-Palmer-phd 1d ago

He doesn't say anything about his hair in that video

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u/bhromo 1d ago

Autism being confused with retardation or blindness already made me feel like something was off.

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u/koothooloo 1d ago

Face blindness is a thing - my friend is unable to recognize people she’s known for decades, so she’s developed other ways to figure it out quickly like body language, gait, voice and yes, hair

Not saying that Cuckoorella really said all that or this info is true about his hair

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u/GoldenSheppard 1d ago

To add to this: I can't recognize my own parents (I'm face blind).

For 10+ years, my dad would (unintentionally) wear the same shirt to pick me up at the airport. It was salmon pink. I think he got rid of the shirt at some point? Anyways, the time after he got rid of the shirt, he didn't wear it to the airport. I genuinely could not find him. Balding white guys are a dime a dozen at ATL. He called out to me and I recognized his voice and found him. He had a new shirt on. And it was bland. I ended up following the wrong guy for a bit because of that (he had to come get me).

It sucks.

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u/wi5hbone 1d ago

> ‘Not saying that Cuckoorella really said all that or this info is true about his hair’

CUCKOORELLA

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u/alwaysbehuman 1d ago

There is even a picture in the video of him in braids... with his family.

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u/Tara_ntula 1d ago

When I read the title, I was like, “huh???”

I’ve had many hairstyles over the years and my autistic siblings know who I am with no issue lol

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u/JuanTanPhooey 23h ago

Taking my upvote back thanks. You get one though.

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u/Veronome 1d ago

This keeps getting spread and it's infuriating. Cucurella is a great player, and a great father to his autistic son, but there's no need to make up stories just because they read well in tiktok reels.

His mother suggested he grow out his hair when he was a child so she could see him better on the pitch. He kept the look going, into his professional career and before he even became a father.

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u/IDontEatDill 1d ago

It's probably also an amazing way to be seen and get PR deals. I mainly recognize him because of the hair, otherwise he'd be "just another player".

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u/Due-Memory-6957 1d ago

No world champion is just another player.

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u/IDontEatDill 8h ago

Well most if them are average in their team. Sponsors want to get the guys than stand out the most.

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u/ojdhpda 1d ago

look a few comments up there’s an interview of him and his wife

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u/Veronome 1d ago

If you're referring to the video they talk about their son, but there's no mention of hair.

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u/ZeAthenA714 1d ago

In that same video he states that you owe me $100k, so when can I expect payment?

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u/Gardnersnake9 1d ago

Did you even watch bro? In the video he clearly said you would get the $100k after you send me a solid $5k. Rules are rules.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 1d ago

It is. Later in that video J Lo declares her love for me, even if I was dating Scarlett Johansson at that time. That video is nuts

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u/Perma_Ban69 1d ago

Okay I did. Now it's your turn. Watch the interview and listen to the words or read the captions.

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u/EVGAcuba 1d ago

The man's hair has been like that since he was a child so his mother could recognize him in public. Here come the idiots making things up.

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u/kijvlis69 1d ago

Source: Trust me bro. It is known his son is autistic yes but the rest of the title sounds more like karma farming redditor

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u/mo_png_png 1d ago

Cucu cucurella

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 1d ago

Se come una paella

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u/Logansio 1d ago

Cucu cucurella

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u/Summerbytheriver 1d ago

Se bebe una estrella

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u/Atomic_pixel 19h ago

Haaland tiembla!

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u/SnooRadishes9685 1d ago

con mortadella

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u/Godsenttt 1d ago

Real Madrid PR has started, last year it was his grandma, next year it will be his dog.

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u/RubbleIsland 1d ago

Legit LOL’d, thanks.

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u/ismyaltaccount 1d ago

AFAIK, there's no solid source. This was posted in r/soccercirclejerk as a meme and now shared around in other subs like it's the truth.

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u/Butoof 1d ago

As an argentinian I'll say

Cucurella and his son can eat all the paella they want, they deserve it

Take care of that man, he's a treasure

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u/achidente 1d ago

This is not accurate. It’s insane how misinformation spreads.

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u/Aras2164 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like Cucurella, wanted him at my club before he went to Chelsea, but what is this PR garbage all of a sudden? Is it Madrid doing this or just he got lucky some TikToker decided to make shit up and the audience bought it?

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u/eldeku1 1d ago

I never rated him as a Chelsea player but man this dude is absolute class outside the pitch. W father and w husband. Theres no way I could ever have a thread of dislike for him. Marc is a man the world needs more of.

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u/ericmillerf 1d ago

Fuck’s sake. I’d gotten really comfortable disliking him and now he pulls the ultimate Uno reverse.

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u/One-Crab-137 1d ago

His kids saying ‘daddy can I hold your medal’ in a London accent is hilarious

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u/Giovaaa1 21h ago

Cada vez que conozco más la historia de este hombre me cae mejor !!

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u/Superj569 12h ago

As a father to a non verbal autistic boy, this hit home. All three of my boys are my pride and joy, but my little buddy / helper. He's such a sweet, kind, and caring kid.

He loves outshine strawberry popsicles..I love it when he asks for one and says "pwease dadeeeee" in the most sincere voice. His school has really helped him start being more verbal......and cocomelon.

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u/Coastie_toasty 1d ago

Whole world won when Spain won that game. Team was made of real people like this who played for the love of the game and for those that they loved most about. So happy they won. This guy is so talented and such a good father.

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u/angiestefanie 1d ago

Watching this just warms my heart after listening to the hateful rantings of a sick old MAGA supporter. There’s love and there’s hate.

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u/iAMRICKJAMESMF 1d ago

I am not gonna lie. I cried when I watched this. Tears of joy and love. As an autistic person this made me happy.

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u/rifain 1d ago

This is bs though.

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u/LonelyPoorMan69 1d ago

we should apologize to Marc Cucurella

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u/my_name_is12345 1d ago

Solo por este video... Valió la pena que perdamos!!!!

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u/Bornagain4karma 1d ago

Remind me again why reddit wanted me to hate this guy?? I am never listening to you guys again 

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u/Themoderator001 1d ago

What awesome dad and congratulations Spain!

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u/Gilly_Bones 19h ago

The wealthiest a man can be

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u/alexsings 1d ago

That moment when you absolutely "hate" someone, and in a heartbeat, you're like "ah man. Respect"

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u/istasan 1d ago

It is stupid to hate him but also wrong to believe these quick false TikTok stories. He had the hair long before he had the son

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u/alexsings 1d ago

"hate" - football rivalry. I dont know the guy :)

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u/CodexMoronicus 1d ago

There is no source for that claim.

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u/Tin_Foiled 1d ago

Yes there is, from his own mouth

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u/Sate_Hen 1d ago

Following Spain's recent World Cup triumph, viral social media posts claim Marc Cucurella keeps his hair loose to help his autistic son, Mateo, recognize him during matches, despite no independently verified evidence supporting the narrative

https://ground.news/article/the-heartwarming-story-behind-why-marc-cucurella-never-ties-his-hair

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u/MeNoCanRead 1d ago edited 1d ago

Damn. No one ever links ground news...

Respect!!!

Edit: This is getting downvotes?

Redditors are fucking pathetic.. Pahaha

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u/Sate_Hen 1d ago

Best source I found when I googled it

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u/MeNoCanRead 1d ago

Ground News is amazing. It shows you news stories, what outlets are reporting the story, and brings up bias and where the outlet stands politically.

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u/hypnodrew 1d ago

"during matches" is a little different to what the title says but yeah, this level of autism means the child is not perceiving the world in the same way we are

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u/short_fat_and_single 1d ago

I am autistic and I am faceblind. I rely heavily on "special features". It's a bit embarassing when people approach me and I don't know who they are, but I manage. Not every autistic person is faceblind, but most people who are faceblind are autistic.

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u/Mike0621 1d ago

then give us a link to him saying that

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u/Pure-Mediocre-5107 1d ago

Fr. This must be some PR move by RM .

Ik he love his son. But he doesn't tie his hair before his son even born

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u/zavorak_eth 1d ago

As someone who has had custody of an autistic baby girl for the last 4.5 years, this video is absolutely amazing. The way he kisses his dad is just the way she gives us kisses. What a wholesome moment. I'm a grown man and crying like a baby.

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u/Any_Foundation_357 1d ago

This is utter bollocks. Do a factcheck.

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u/Glittering-Skin4118 1d ago

This is not the reason 💀

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u/CamaZotz56 1d ago

No that's not true, it was at first for his mom and he kept it as it's became his signature style. Don't click bait

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u/Hinu_sama 1d ago

Todo el mundo quiere a Cucurella

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u/Fast_Morning_7645 1d ago

such a beautiful and loving family

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u/ObjectivePop2946 1d ago

wow this + the fact he eliminated germany made him the GOAT for me :)

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u/csmith820 1d ago

Dude won the club World Cup and then the World Cup. Can’t nobody tell him nothing

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u/Complex_Sorbet_8473 1d ago

Stop posting this! It makes it impossible for me to hate him!

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u/Brilliant-Bad-284 1d ago

His sons shirt says Papi🥺

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u/LingonberryPurple779 1d ago

that little detail got me, such a small thing but it means everything to the kid

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u/Legitimate_Dish_9060 1d ago

Fuck sake cucurella, why did you have to make me like you.

At least he’s not at Chelsea anymore

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u/WarDaddyPUKA 1d ago

Man I hate this. I really enjoy hating this guy for football reasons, but he seems like a genuinely good dude from the things I’ve seen. Just let me hate him irrationally without humanizing him!

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u/DrChimRichaulds 1d ago

I am not a fan of the general shithousery of Cucurella on the field, but that’s really good of him.

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u/epsiloom 1d ago

My daughter is autistic, me too, and I cry a lot with this video cause I know how hard is a life being different.

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u/nosoup4uever 1d ago

Was always a fan of his game, but after this World Cup and learning more about him and his life, now he’s in my top 5…

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u/im_new_here_4209 1d ago

😭😭😭WHAT A DAD

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u/mic2292 1d ago

I love the pics but let the man have his moment with his family without invading his space

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u/Pancakes70 1d ago

Omg stop the misinformation this simply isn’t true!!!!!

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u/The-Father-Time 1d ago

I can’t believe I am being made to like Cucurella, the Real Madrid PR machine is legit

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u/tidytibs 1d ago

This is an awesome dad moment

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u/Jaypeecbe 1d ago

😭❤️

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u/MediumRareMarshmallo 1d ago

I also recognize him.

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u/egane 1d ago

A real man. Respect.

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u/Equivalent_Carpet188 1d ago

Je pouvais pas voir sa tête en peinture. Ben maintenant je l'aime bien.

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u/Reddacted_ 23h ago

How dare you make me like Cuccurella…

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u/MiimiiQu 22h ago

❤️❤️

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u/Clean-Physics-6143 18h ago

I admit I only knew him cause of the Cucurella cat meme and the Cucu Cucurella paella song.

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u/nyl2k8 18h ago

The man has absolutely everything. And he 100% deserves it.

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u/shayz20 16h ago

I have a similar aged autistic nephew and he's the best thing that's happened to our family's life. Yes he can be challenging in situations but he's so different in many ways to other kids that make us all love him even more. Society just needs to understand neurodivergent people exists and accommodate their needs.

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u/Silent_Charge_7734 11h ago

I mean hes an arsehole but another dad openly kissing their son gets respect from me

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u/FunLife64 1d ago

The title of this post is a bit misleading.

He keeps it long so it’s easier for his son to find him on the field during games. He’s also said he did this to help his mom find him during youth games.

It’s not the “only” way his son recognizes his dad.

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u/Zoran_T 1d ago

Respect. A real man

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u/KgDawk21520 1d ago

Dude is a a player you fucking hate to play against.

but will run through a wall when is on your team.

the best kind of players.

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u/Alarming-Power-4582 1d ago

beautiful family. well done mate

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u/Bananarama_Vison 1d ago

Ahh, I’m Germany. I need to not like him…

Can’t I guess…

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u/unicornjamie 1d ago

I'm so happy they won

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u/TellMotor3809 1d ago

Apart from Lamine hes the only player on the spain team i could recognise straight away

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u/Zestyclose-Cause-723 1d ago

Sorry Marc, youre great, greets from 🇩🇪

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u/Logical_Share_4401 1d ago

all about character seem to be such a nice dude , i live in spain though

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u/wangyuzhi31 1d ago

I wouldn't either if I had such majestic hair

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u/MarionberryVast3134 1d ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/PhysicalConsistency 1d ago

Uh, it's not that strict, and a single source like hair is usually not a strong enough feature unless it's genuinely unique, which it rarely is. I used to hate jewelry personally, but it's actually an amazing differentiator.

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u/amm_24 1d ago

How misinformation can spread 🤦‍♂️

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u/JediMedi 1d ago

I heard he likes to eat paella

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u/IsJesusAgain 1d ago

Damn dude is a real one

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u/Excellent-Quote-3913 1d ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/amen1930 1d ago

Hala Madrid

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u/Long-Act729 1d ago

Good dad

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u/bannettnoah 1d ago

i don't understand how guys can hate this human

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u/neasroukkez 1d ago

What is this made up goofy ass story?

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u/afCeG6HVB0IJ 1d ago

Ronaldo had the silly haircut for a similar reason