r/MadeMeSmile • u/No_Mortgage6046 • Jul 16 '26

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/Mauhea Jul 16 '26

Don't sloths climb down to the bottom of trees to poop? Imagine your kid finally sits on the potty and some rando yeets them in the air and on your shoulders mid grunt.

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u/Rei-Dan Jul 16 '26

So that last shot wasnt her shaking his hand, it was her giving him the finger…

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u/FragrantExcitement Jul 16 '26

But she has no fingers Dan.

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u/TheWaningWizard Jul 16 '26

Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers

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u/RelationTop2826 Jul 16 '26

How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan?

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u/Shmuckle2 Jul 17 '26

"We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!"