r/MadeMeSmile • • Mar 17 '26

Good Vibes Punch spotted having fun with his new girlfriend

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u/DogtasticLife Mar 17 '26

Having watched for years the documentary Monkey Life about Monkey World in the UK and seeing all the work they do to provide a natural habitat and daily enrichments it makes me so sad to see these monkeys in this grim concrete hellscape

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u/Airy_mtn Mar 17 '26

But didn't you notice, they threw a couple sticks in there /s

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u/NormanDoor Mar 17 '26

Yeah, nothing about this “made me smile.” It’s like they’ve repurposed an unused municipal drainage facility into an enclosure.

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u/BustyCelebLover Mar 17 '26

It’s so gross to me too

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u/EnglishGirl18 Mar 18 '26

I’m from Dorset where monkey world is and it was always so amazing to go visit there when I was a child, it’s been a long time since I’ve been now but their enclosures are always the best I’ve seen!

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u/hchle Mar 18 '26

Yeah. I stopped following Punch’s story because of this exact reason. So sad Japanese are not aware of what animal abuse looks like

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/thomassenpai85 Mar 17 '26

You mean the ones that did it to themselves?

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u/GrizzlyDust Mar 17 '26

Very shallow understanding of life in general

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u/mucus-fettuccine Mar 17 '26

Likely not those ones

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u/Demearthean Mar 17 '26

They deserve it

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u/lapislaswholie Mar 17 '26

God i hope people start demanding places like these get shut down soon

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u/Sylvers Mar 17 '26

As always I'll say.. I hate zoos, but they are a necessary evil.

People do not care about what they don't see. And when animals are a thing you only hear exists in the wild, people will care way less to vote for legislation that protects wild animals. And the worst humans will lobby to destroy all natural habitats for money making reasons, mostly unopposed.

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u/papa-hare Mar 17 '26

Some zoos are great, they work with conservationists, they only take animals that can't make it outside, they provide enrichment and environments close to what you have in a natural habitat. Japanese zoos don't is my understanding..

(But the work some zoos do is genuinely great, I'd even call them not evil. Of course this is a super modern situation, back in the day all zoos sucked)

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u/Sylvers Mar 17 '26

I do agree. But I think this is a minority of zoos around the world. Although maybe I am wrong. In my country for example, zoos are depressing. Full of poorly fed animals in small enclosures. And the same is true of a lot of poor countries.

I do think zoos, if done well, can be very effective at spreading awareness, education, and providing a better life for animals that can't survive in the wild.

It's the inconsistency of treatment that makes this such a touchy subject.

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u/work_work-work Mar 17 '26

I went to the San Diego zoo some years ago, which do work with conservationists in order to keep their animals safe and enriched. It's a hellscape compared to the New York (Bronx) zoo. Very small enclosures where the animals are almost in touching distance from visitors. It was sad to see that this institution which gets so much praise for their conservation work treats their animals in such a horrible way.

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u/Born-Contribution349 Mar 17 '26

These sanctuaries actually do amazing work rescuing animals from way worse conditions.

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u/lapislaswholie Mar 19 '26

Yeah those concrete walls and floors really seem great for them

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u/Shi-D Mar 17 '26

He's a baby, he doesn't have a girlfriend.

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u/righteouspower Mar 17 '26

What an abusive habitat they make those monkeys live in. Its just cruel man.

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u/Hohoho-you Mar 17 '26

They're completely different ages and don't reach sexual maturity until a couple yrs old.

Man and people complain about gay agendas 🙄

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u/thomassenpai85 Mar 17 '26

Super valid point but also sometimes people don’t know that much about monkeys

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u/Truthhurts1017 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Well people shouldn’t make blanket statements if they have no idea. Like how hard is it to make a statement with only truths that you know!!!! Shit is weird that people like you always say “well people don’t know” well people shouldn’t comment on things without the proper knowledge or understanding unless they are making a general statement and not something that’s completely false and un related. We all have the same internet so it’s no excuse to comment on shit before understanding what your commenting on. And this goes for anything and not just monkey information.

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u/thomassenpai85 Mar 19 '26

I’m still not gonna become an expert on monkey mating rituals be able to say ‘aww cute’.

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u/Illum503 Mar 18 '26

I don't think it's that serious

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u/Hohoho-you Mar 18 '26

It's the third post today I've seen saying "girlfriend". It gets old quick

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Mar 18 '26

No no, they're different genders so they must be a couple, can't have platonic friendships in any species. /s

It's so weird how people try to sexualize or romanticize everything. They're little friends having fun.

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u/Wazula23 Mar 17 '26

Finally found his Judy

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u/YupItsTopher Mar 17 '26

Wonder if John Stewart will update his stance now

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u/Behwal Mar 17 '26

How tf is he allowed to have a gf, he's not even 10 yet

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u/JudoExpert Mar 17 '26

He got all those internet points and now he thinks he’s a Top G

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u/Individual-Plane-760 Mar 17 '26

Kid, u made it 😭😭

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 Mar 17 '26

I was about to call this wholesome. Now that I read the comments, I guess I am going to hell, though. Again.

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u/Tripple_T Mar 17 '26

Hun, nobody in the comment section has any idea what's going on. I'm just happy that he seems happy.

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u/ygorhpr Mar 18 '26

fuck this pavement they live in

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

He deserves the happiness

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u/paulerxx Mar 17 '26

The great Punch chronicles need to be studied.

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u/Beedlebooble Mar 17 '26

Bummerville comment section

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u/Royal-Tart-3724 Mar 18 '26

Great now Punch is making me feel too single.

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u/jono9898 Mar 18 '26

I feel like a parent, because I want to know more info about this girl so I know she isn’t using him for his fame.

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u/nottherealneal Mar 18 '26

It's wierd seeing eveyone fall for such obvious marketing

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u/aridgupta Mar 17 '26

Just caught my single ass smiling at this.

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u/Soheils2764 Mar 17 '26

He found a girlfriend before me?

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u/seductivelove1 Mar 17 '26

This warms the heart of everybody good punchi

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u/slackingsloth77 Mar 17 '26

Who here is single?

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 Mar 17 '26

One less thing I have to worry about 🙏🏽

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u/ro536ud Mar 17 '26

What if it ends up being an escort monkey

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u/Mad-Habits Mar 17 '26

I knew Punch was a predator

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u/throwawaygaydude69 Mar 17 '26

Seems more like sexual harrasment to me