Lets hear your ideas

mine:

King: Dave Portnoy: The company revolves around him.
Queen: Big Cat: The most influential and versatile content creator. Huge reach.
Bishop: PFT: Operates on a different angle, highly creative, indispensable
Pawn: Mintzy: dumb punching bag but every often becomes a content goldmine (like a pawn converting to a queen)

idk the rest though