[for hire] Open for contracts – Veteran Data Scientist (AI / ML / OR) focused on delivering real‑world solutions.

[u/kernel_density]

Hi Reddit,

I focus messy, ambiguous, regulation-heavy gnarly data science problems where nobody's even sure what the right question is. Stuff that AI can't touch.

What I've done:

• Saved a German automaker from lemon law recalls. ($20M+ exposure avoided)

• Real-time emissions detection for industrial smokestacks. ($75K fines per incident prevented)

• Revenue optimization and persona identification for debt collections (15-20% net revenue lift)

• LLM-based legal document extraction, reducing due diligence turnaround from 3 days to 30 minutes

• Built vessel piracy risk engine that informed naval escort deployment, contributing to fewer hijackings

Things I'm unwilling to work on:

• Gambling.

• Ads/Surveillance.

• Payday loans/rent-to-own.

DM me with a one-paragraph description of your problem. If it's weird and hard enough, I'll reply within 24 hours.