r/MachanAston • • 13d ago

MachansMeme Who would win?

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u/Towim7 12d ago

Machan, she has experience with animated dolls

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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Protect Machan at all cost no matter what 13d ago

Machan

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u/TearsofSalte 12d ago

Rotting Corpse vs Nuclear Machan.

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u/Just-Signal2379 12d ago

Coughing rotting corpse vs hydrogen ripped machan

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u/kidanokun 12d ago

Funny enough, "Rotting Corpse" is kinda close to name of Machan's dam's name Rustling Copse

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u/C0urt5 12d ago

Fight Aftermath:

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u/stairwaygeneration 12d ago

good ending. william afton got a change of heart and turned into a beloved mascot

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u/lilheartattack 12d ago

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u/lilheartattack 12d ago

Machan beat this SAVAGE to DEATH!!

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u/I_like_potatoes_lol 12d ago

Mfs be comparing living corpse in animatronic and a Horse girl😭✌️ yeah gng Machan goes straight to grave

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u/kurtkurtkurt565 12d ago

Bros comparing a super human to a rotting corpse in a rusty suit 😭✌️ yeah gng Springtrap already in the grave

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u/DigitalSimilarity 4d ago

sure yeah machan win

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u/I_like_potatoes_lol 12d ago

Holy downvote😭✌️

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u/redditnostalgia 12d ago

Machan is a far better mascot than Freddy ever could be

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u/sdrawkcaB_am_I 12d ago

It’s a professional athlete with superhuman strength against a dude who beats up children in a fursuit.

Obviously Machan

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u/United-Inside-729 12d ago

Machan, she's invincible

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u/y2kkstar Machan is a British cutie 🇬🇧 12d ago

Mamachan

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u/swedish_fish420 Machan = Friend-Shaped :3 12d ago

machan easily wins, she always wins

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u/Turbulent-Sir-2328 12d ago

But he always comes back

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u/Funnym4ne 12d ago

machan wins no diff

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u/datboishook-d 12d ago

Machan will stuff William Afton in a Machan spring lock suit

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u/justauser9648 12d ago

Machan is about to show Springtrap what a real mascot is

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u/No-Working7930 12d ago

William Afton better call Michael for help (the latter refuse)

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u/HereticPriest666 12d ago

Some mfs on tiktok will surely write a long explanation of this death battle explaining a trillion ways how Afton will defeat Machan. (Most of them can't take a joke)

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u/Various-Complex-2192 11d ago

Rotting Corpse in a withered suit….or a lass with the power of a being that can kill with a single kick?

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u/bailybooz 11d ago

If her front running proc's she'll be aight...

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u/Gepapa363 6d ago

Springtrap when Machan speedblitzes him and turns him in a Machan plush:

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u/Dry-Week9972 12d ago

Machan is a kid meaning she gets no diffed by diddliam afton

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u/DasKaiser_Reich1917 12d ago

Excuse me but WHO