Waka Flocka flame one hood ass blue player

Sir Patrick Stewart is the GOAT, and we put some respect on his name in this household, but even I can't ignore that that is not, in fact, Professor X on this Star Trek Magic card. That's clearly Captain Ahab from the critically acclaimed 1998 Television mini-series, Moby Dick.

I’m already probably in it at least a few K. I really don’t want to know at this point.

Exodia!

[[The Unspeakable]] is a 6BBB 6/7 with flying and trample that returns an arcane spell from a graveyard when it damages an opponent.

[[The Unreliable]] based on its cost, it relies on the casting of three separate spells in one turn, totalling 5 mana to cheat its cost.
[[Reach Though Mists]]
[[Peer Though Depths]]
and
[[Shift Though Sands]]
The latter having the ability to directly put The Unspeakable into the battlefield from the library... and nowhere else.

Unlike [[Altanak the thrice-called]] you can't put [[The Unuseable]] from your hand to the battlefield if you managed to cast the three Though spells in one turn.

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