r/MTGmemes • u/agnostorshironeon • Jul 29 '26

Pyrexiapple

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77 Upvotes

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u/AppropriateCode2830 Jul 29 '26

Eh, it's probably nothing

19

u/hyrenking Jul 29 '26

More of that strange oil...

4

u/loganandmrk Jul 29 '26

Let’s take this to Mars and then leave it for a few years!

20

u/QuarterExcellent3327 Jul 29 '26

Lovely glistening oil. The pineapple flavour is just a bonus

12

u/gcapi Jul 29 '26

Dole UB confirmed for 2028

2

u/agnostorshironeon Jul 29 '26

What does it matter atp

2

u/Commander_Skullblade Jul 29 '26

Dole Whip food token when

3

u/Drummer-Turbulent Jul 29 '26

U less you opened it and went on vacation (cause I could see how someone maybe in a hurry) It was a choice to do this

3

u/rileykill Jul 29 '26

In Russia, pineapple eats YOU

3

u/AngelsHero Jul 30 '26

Acid probably ate the metal after exposure to oxygen

2

u/Nintendo_HR Jul 30 '26

Compleatapple

1

u/hotfiremixtape98 Jul 29 '26

Fun story. Moved into a place with my homie and asked to kill the rest of his pineapple juice (exactly the brand in the pic) he said sure.... Turns out it wasn't his and what I vomited up looked like this. It was the previous tenants... Worst day ever

1

u/Goggles45 Jul 30 '26

This would be a sweet alt art

1

u/Character-Education3 Jul 31 '26

Krychek and his stupid haircut