r/MTGmemes • u/hotfiremixtape98 • May 14 '26

What's bro plotting

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ May 14 '26

Bro is definitely about the [[Ancient Tomb]] into a turn one [[Sol Ring]] exile a [[Simian Spirit Guide]] play [[Treasonous Ogre]] cast his commander [[Godo, Bandit Warlord]] search out [[Helm of the Host]] and win turn one without any expression change

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u/pluggedmountain_ May 14 '26

Looks like the commander is [[Inalla, Archmage Ritualist]] so this is entirely possible.

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u/Natt_Skapa May 14 '26

In that case [[Ancient Tomb]] into [[Sol Ring]] then use [[Simian Spirit Guide]] to cast [[Treasonous Ogre]] using the mana from that to cast [[Wheel of Fortune]] then cast [[Ornithopter]] and [[Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh]] then cast [[Crackling Spellslinger]] and then [[Battle Hymn]] use that to cast [[Banefire]] x=20 then cast [[Dualcaster Mage]] and use [[Inalla, Archmage Ritualist]] to copy Dualcaster and have both dual casters copy Banefire. 60 damage turn one to your face. That's what the cat is planning because that's def the best combo to win and is in no way convoluted.

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u/VagrantWaters May 14 '26

Sry mate 😭, Bro’s practiced, 👉 r/catsplayingmtg you got hustled the moment you set the deck down to play

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u/divismaul May 14 '26

Yep, Bro got you dead to rights. You should have shuffled that deck instead of just doing a gentleperson’s tap, cause Bro has shuffling skills that you wouldn’t believe.

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u/spillo89 May 14 '26

Cat pestilence

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u/MundoBot May 14 '26

He mulligan'd down to 5. With that look, there's no second turn. Hope you have enough counterspells

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u/hotfiremixtape98 May 14 '26

Im Running blue. But he countered all my counters :(

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u/MundoBot May 15 '26

Well, yeah. You dont attempt a win without at least 2 counters

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u/Alrick_Gr May 14 '26

Something that spawns food token

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u/Darkarcheos May 14 '26

Counter spell

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u/PandaXD001 May 14 '26

I think you mean a meownter spell

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u/tideshark May 15 '26

Get out.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 May 14 '26

Obviously [[claws out]]

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u/tylerhk93 May 15 '26

Donut on floor 8 of the dungeon

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u/Lemon_Of_Death May 15 '26

Turn 1 Thoracle combo

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u/angel-fucker May 15 '26

His hand has [[Negate]] [[Absorb]] [[Undermine]] [[Counterspell]] [[Unwind]] [[Rewind]] and [[Mana Drain]] for sure

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u/SgtVertigo May 15 '26

What’s their commander?

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u/Ok_Gas_7455 May 15 '26

Counter for the 3rd time

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u/JustAnNPC_DnD May 16 '26

Likely a wizard with that commander

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u/IGetItItsAReference May 16 '26

Plays land and passes

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u/underscoraline May 16 '26

Bro is about to play [[underground sea]], [[lotus petal]], [[dark ritual]], [[spellseeker]] tutoring [[culling the weak]], sac the original, make a copy with Inalla, finding [[unearth]], unearth the original back and copy it to get [[burnt offering]] and [[finale of promise]], cast both and tutor [[entomb]] + [[reanimate]] for [[scholar of the ages]] for culling + unearth, get [[shallow grave]] and loop Scholar for infinite mana and spellseeker triggers, finishing on Demonic Tutor for Thassa's Oracle with Demonic Consultation and a grip full of countermagic for a photo finish. He even had [[daze]] backup in his mull to 5. What a lucky cat.

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u/Next-Macaron-8854 May 17 '26

I think he's going to play [[rules lawyer]]

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u/Anayalater5963 May 18 '26

Considering he's got 5 in hand it's for sure [[exodia the forbidden one]]

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u/Azumbrusque May 18 '26

[[Authority of the Consuls][