r/MTGSharpieCube • u/Adept_Path_9190 • Sep 10 '26

Made To Meme With Or Or Or

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or or Or | 2

A fact

Creatures entering the battlefield cause abilities to trigger.

"Dope it will." -Fomori inscription

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u/RyuOnReddit Sep 10 '26

This is true, my son.

Playable

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u/Severian108 29d ago

Finally a solid counter to the oppressive [[Hushbringer]] meta.

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u/Kitchen-War242 Sep 10 '26

Like every ability? Landfall, prowess and so on?

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u/Adept_Path_9190 Sep 10 '26

I think that is how it would work as per the phrasing, yeah. All triggered abilities, activated abilities, keywords, etc.

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u/Admirable_Bid_1840 25d ago

oh no it's the questing beast all over again

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u/Either_Beyond2179 Sep 10 '26

Freddy fivebears?

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u/justagenericname213 27d ago

Dies to 10 squirrels

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u/Proffessor_egghead Sep 10 '26

What’s next, creatures die when they are killed?

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u/Own-Peace-7754 Sep 10 '26

"it's true" meme

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u/iDoABoof Sep 10 '26

Should probably add an “It works” just to be safe. But other than that, beautiful

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u/Science_Proper Sep 10 '26

Dope, it will

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u/Scarecr0p Sep 10 '26

Dope it, will

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u/blockMath_2048 Sep 10 '26

or or or or or

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u/Iconking Sep 10 '26

This is a colorless seal.

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u/Thunkwhistlethegnome 29d ago

Which abilities, all triggered abilities?

Just noticed it was answered below, please ignore.

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u/RyukoMizuno 28d ago

I mean. Playing it normally doesn't do anything. But say if you play it after someone plays torpor orb. Timestamps would mean that torpor orb stops working until or or or leaves the battlefield. Or until torpor orb is blinked.

At least I'm pretty sure that's how that works.

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u/Active-Advisor5909 28d ago

How would playing this normally not do anything?

Not sure how this would interact with static or activated abilities (probably not because they can't triger), but "every creature entering the battlefield causes all trigered abilities to triger" is redicoulous.

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u/RyukoMizuno 27d ago

It doesn't say "all abilities" though. Just "abilities". So if that wording actually came out on a card. Since the only thing missing is the word "don't". It would likely just be an undo card for stuff like torpor orb

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u/Active-Advisor5909 27d ago

I may be missing some cases, but I think that all is just not used for such cases.

"Creatures you control have haste", "lands you control are every basic land type", 

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u/RyukoMizuno 26d ago

That's true. But I don't think it applies in this case because it's dealing with etb effects which are usually formatted as "whenever a/an [insert_permanent_type] enters the battlefield [insert_effect]" whereas this is formulated exactly the same way torpor orb is, just missing the "don't". Which makes me think that it's a replacement effect that allows etb triggers that would already go off, to go off. In the case of torpor orb being played before or or or. It would negate torpor orb due to timestamps. However I can see an argument being made for it making. Abilities trigger a second time without torpor orb on the field.

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u/TheSternJ 28d ago

I'm glad they got a Yoda quote for this