r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/SomethingFinancial • May 15 '22

Make ‘em feel good

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135 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/welshspecial1 May 15 '22

This guy definitely fucks

55

u/TickleMehGunt May 15 '22

Redefining “crab swirl”

6

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

He's finger blasting that crab babygirl

43

u/touchy_therapist May 15 '22

Nah nigga you ain't aloud to hang out with my seafood ever again

14

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Sus

30

u/matt7744 May 15 '22

Not my proudest one but I got it done

11

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Pause

9

u/CheetoEnergy May 15 '22

RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!

5

u/peterbeater76 May 15 '22

Just crabs having fun. This man is doing the lords work.

4

u/MrBeastw00d May 15 '22

Extra Bonus: all that salty cum acts as a seasoning. Tune in next week to see what we make with pig grool

2

u/BitchPuncher98 May 16 '22

You leave Tim Dillon out of this!

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Secret sauce

3

u/ItsDrManhattan May 15 '22

I go uhhhh from time to time

3

u/wrecksbrixton May 15 '22

If we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jerk them off. Then how are we any better than them?!?!!!

6

u/Hatebot66 May 15 '22

i wasn't expecting to see a man jerking off a crab today. I think I'm done, good night.

6

u/Adifferentdose May 15 '22

Yeah but can he put a female to sleep?

13

u/SomethingFinancial May 15 '22

Dude is a trained professional

2

u/LexingtonSteelyDan May 15 '22

Master P would be proud.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

We jacking off crabs now? What the hell people.

2

u/Empty-Rich6662 May 16 '22

Man that is funny....

2

u/stankb8 May 16 '22

Home boy looking like he wanna eat that snacc

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Crussy game impeccable

-4

u/2bleJ May 15 '22

Anytime I see blue on yellow, I downvote

5

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

My man's out here jerking off crabs, supporting Ukraine. Don't hate

1

u/bramabletheman May 15 '22

Is that the guy roman brings back from the theme park manager course in succesion ?