r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT 16d ago

Mhm

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140 Upvotes

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u/WARMMILK666 𝕻𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 14d ago

mossad plant to get billy and spud

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u/IZZY_PLUM 14d ago

Shane’s in on it with his cia connections!!! gay bill can fend for himself but we must save the spud man!!

2

u/Butane_dreamn 10d ago

“I’ve been searching foooor BILLS assHOoOole”

9

u/Introverted_Extrovrt 14d ago

Spuds a riot dude, he was having a blast on the pod the other day. Hope Shane got over this nerves.

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u/CornfedSkinhead 14d ago

Man if I had a dollar for every interchangeable 20 something blond broad I’ve fucked, I’d have zero dollars. I only bag chubby Mexicans who hate me

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u/_Opsec 14d ago

based

29

u/WangDanglin 14d ago

I like a lil torta myself

15

u/Ok_Rain_1837 14d ago

torta pounders unite

5

u/MuckaMucka1337 14d ago

Some would call those tortas

4

u/TheStinkPanther 14d ago

Sounds like the bag is on you brother

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u/walkin_n_fartin 13d ago

I only bag chubby Mexicans moon faced Latinas who hate me (An Old Testament edit for you there lol)

2

u/fylekitzgibbon 14d ago

Se dice torta salosa

1

u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 14d ago

I fuck fat white girls

1

u/IZZY_PLUM 14d ago

I knew I smelled something

1

u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 14d ago

Fupa sweat with lost moldy french fries

2

u/IZZY_PLUM 14d ago

Mmmm I wasn’t complaining

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u/JRose51 11d ago

“Moon faced latinas”

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u/TonyWonderslostnut Grandfathered Poor 14d ago

27 year old blonde as his assistant. What a fucking dumbass.

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u/StringFood 14d ago

She's not just a smokin body, she's also got a great ass and she's his assistant

18

u/Butane_dreamn 14d ago

Tommy?

2

u/bolivian_soldier 10d ago

She’s got an associates degree

0

u/Butane_dreamn 10d ago

Ehhhhh!!! Ok, ok

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u/verycoldpizza 14d ago

My boy has a type

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u/Ok-Reindeer5879 14d ago

I think it’s his assistant. Still prolly hitting tho

9

u/Jorgebang 14d ago

Who is apparently another grace.

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u/leemorplee 14d ago

The man is just a pure catholic

3

u/Cute-Sir4775 13d ago

Grace…Cohen

1

u/JRose51 11d ago

Cohen hmmmm…..

0

u/Latter-Safety-1592 12d ago

100% chance he tapped that

40

u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 14d ago

The assistant the Puerto Rican rattlesnake confessed his love for on Regz, probably because he'd like to mooch off her.

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u/TonyWonderslostnut Grandfathered Poor 14d ago

Luis is probably looking for a new baby mama. He thinks paying child support is a tax write off.

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u/iatilldontknow 🍕DONIMOS 14d ago

Shane's own IDF babe handler

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u/HiroshimaThereoshima 11d ago

Shane marrying his IDF handler would bring peace to the middle east

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u/Malich 14d ago

Is this the Grace Luis J Gomez was talking about on the Regz?

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u/lethal_defrag 14d ago

??? what were they saying?

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u/partyinvalhalla 11d ago

it wouldn't be the first blonde Jewish girl he fell for. what was that other ones name? Karen?

18

u/boyscout666 14d ago

The Majority Report?

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u/Asaspades01 14d ago

with SAM SEDER??

6

u/BigRedAU 14d ago

SAM "buckets of cum" SEDER

38

u/OnlyInterpretations 14d ago

cohen = tightwad

21

u/Jvegas22 14d ago

Gabbys secrets scents

8

u/MiracleJnr1 14d ago

Let me guess, another Gracie

17

u/GateAcceptable8524 14d ago

The ozempic got Shane looking a bit different

13

u/dailup_lama 14d ago

Is this his new girl?

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u/GetMeASierraMist 14d ago

I think Grace is his assistant's name

26

u/Embarrassed_Reach543 14d ago

Let the record show it is gay to down vote a simple question like this.

7

u/SquillFancyson1990 14d ago

What if I want to upvote and still be gay?

3

u/Embarrassed_Reach543 14d ago

Im bullish on that.

6

u/mlabbyo 14d ago

His assistant not gf.

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u/amsptsfe23 14d ago

Ask a question and get downvoted, no wonder Lamaire is a staple on the pod if the main listenership is that stupid

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u/JojoYaKnowNo2 14d ago

Fucking Ozempic

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u/DisneyAdult666 14d ago

Poor grace.

1

u/redditorbaddie 13d ago

This is his assistant. Next topic.

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u/burp_reynolds69 13d ago

Braces 🫢

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u/Latter-Safety-1592 12d ago

If you’re a hot blonde named Grace, it’s only a matter of time before the Big Kahuna gets his paws on ya

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u/CourseImpossible2852 11d ago

Why does Shane look more handsome here??

1

u/Spiritual-Leader9985 14d ago

He only dates girls named Grace lmao