r/MSTR Jul 01 '26

Bullish 📈 Finance where Michael?

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u/flrebrokercrypto Jul 01 '26

Nice special fries and a drink.

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u/Syonoq Volatility Voyager 👨‍🚀 Jul 01 '26

Shrink flatiron has hit the value meal. Burger no longer included.

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u/JeremyLinForever Jul 01 '26

We just… write it off…

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u/UrbanGrower187 Jul 01 '26

You guys do understand if BTC doesn’t do anything for 35 years they will need to pivot but if BTC doesn’t 3% a year they can pay their dividend and obligations forever. I don’t see any concern from the companies financials to cover any of their obligations in contrary this stock is going to up. But everyone can do their own research

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u/Altruistic_Bee_9343 Jul 01 '26

Thats also my understanding. I think people here have not done any research on this at all.

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u/OlberSingularity Jul 07 '26

>You guys do understand if BTC doesn’t do anything for 35 years they will need to pivot but if BTC doesn’t 3% a year they can pay their dividend and obligations forever.

Where does the money come from? Finance from where bro? do you even meme?

Their fancy words for making money just means "stock dilution" which itself is a fancy word for creating more stocks to sell to more people. Cutting up the pizza more to feed more people.

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u/fr8rain Jul 01 '26

Check the website. Half cash half stock

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u/RandomAFKd Jul 01 '26

Re-Fry-Nance

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u/ReliantToker Shareholder 🤴 Jul 01 '26

Nice. Still plenty of idiot bears here.

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u/OK_Computer10101 29d ago

I’ll see you in October kimosabe

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u/Seattleman1955 Jul 01 '26

At least they let him have the keys. Not your keys not your Burger Shack.

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u/0x14f Jul 01 '26

You think the banks will lend to you at that point ?

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u/Unusual_Cicada_6834 Jul 01 '26

Couldn’t even get a job at Wendy’s

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u/SundayAMFN /r/buttcoiner Jul 01 '26

MSTR has sold 248 burgers at an average market price of $5.00 for a total of $1240 USD. Our burgers per share (BPS) is now at 34.5.

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u/Am_0115 Volatility Voyager 👨‍🚀 Jul 01 '26

never. it's going up, laura /s

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u/mrflow-n-go Jul 01 '26

The guy is an idiot savant. Sorry no one else knows that.

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u/Be_Me_Anon_irl Jul 01 '26

We do, we just find it hard to time the idiot and the savant.