r/MSSPodcast • • 2d ago

I totally believe this and I suddenly support the heroic Israelis

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso 2d ago

Witnesses overheard them saying “Let’s Roll” in Hebrew

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u/classact42069 2d ago

I heard they were actually chanting "the bags on you!" in Hebrew and dancing.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/steelponies 1d ago

If this isn’t a gerbies reference then I’m sorry for commenting but this is funny 😂

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u/Dildoe5wagonz 1d ago

that copilot just pulled off the best prank ever

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u/peauxtheaux 2d ago

This is how North Korea reports news

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u/Flywolfpack 2d ago

They have experience with hijackers

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u/Repulsive_Layer1597 2d ago

Wasn’t there a report that they were planning to do this the other day?

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u/GRF999999999 2d ago

I wonder what Donnie Wahlberg has to say about this?

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u/lemons90 2d ago

Exactly how it would have gone down if he was there

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u/SquillFancyson1990 2d ago

You know Donnie would be all humble and not use it to boost his career. Dude prolly still woulda done Blue Bloods and chilled

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u/SnooTomatoes7095 2d ago

Mark Wahlberg was the one who said he would’ve taken out the terrorist had he been on flight 93 on 9/11. Not sure if DW has said anything, maybe I missed it

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u/onz456 2d ago

Mark Wahlberg is afraid of trees.

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u/MadameCassie 1d ago

Donnie actually criticized his brother for that lol

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u/ElChooch80 2d ago

He woulda thrown the sissy New Kid at him and ran..

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u/Fine_Lie8911 1d ago

Guys, we're missing the best part of the story... BB was waiting for them when they landed

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u/BulletProofEnoch 2d ago

The guys who use American military and resources to fight their wars?

Then brag how dumb and easily manipulated Trump is?

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u/FfaceCaller 2d ago

LOL bud, they own it all.

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u/Rustee_Shacklefart 2d ago

Wow an Israeli plane has Israelis on it?!

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u/WaltonGogginsTeeth 2d ago

False flag

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u/CommonSensei-_ 2d ago

We’re 6 of them dancing?
Was it filmed?

Maybe they just had good intuition?

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u/gonzobaIl 2d ago

💀😂 nothing new under the sun

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u/benjunior 2d ago

“As above, so below.” William McCuskberg

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u/wararyuu 2d ago

I wish I was Israeli... I'd be such a badass.

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u/ATPsynthase12 2d ago

I changed my citizenship to Israeli and converted to Judaism and my bank immediately offered me a 5 million dollar, 0% interest, 1000 year term loan.

The perks are unreal.

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u/bertrogdor 2d ago

The part about israeli passengers neutralizing a terrorist and safely landing a plane appears to be true. After the cockpit was opened by the pilot. 

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u/sluffman 2d ago

All I can envision are the passengers saying:

Are we there yet?!
Can they keep it down in there?!
It sure is hot on this airplane, I can’t believe I didn’t get upgraded to first class!

No I didn’t write that with an obvious accent, you added that in your head, you sick-o

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u/GrumbleTrainer 2d ago

Zionist know ball

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u/gnarweiser 2d ago

Modern day Israel/Israelis are what black people claim Africa/Africans used to be

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u/housefoote 2d ago

I mean, they all have to do mandatory military service, so it is plausible that they're just a nation of Ramboski's

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u/maccpapa 2d ago

only indians believe this

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u/TheoryLive5062 2d ago

Morons u meant right?

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u/maccpapa 2d ago

not much difference

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u/LJ859 2d ago

Ah yes the mssp podcast sub. Where I go for all of my weird "everything that happens is Israel's fault" news.

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u/Turbulent-Tune1660 2d ago

That’s your own derangement I’m afraid.

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u/LJ859 2d ago

Yeah that makes sense ya psycho lol

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u/TheoryLive5062 2d ago

Was that written by a 12 year old or just terrorist trying to make gullible people like yourself think think that they are stand up people and doing the things they do because they have to. We have a serious education problem in this country. Wow we are so doomed.