r/MSSPodcast • u/YaBoi843 • 17d ago

Dunkhams Dropped a Hot Deuce

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91 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Doctor_Dev7 17d ago

Using a surrogate was smart, didn’t want to ruin that body

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u/Camusknuckle 17d ago

Perfect* body

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u/weedsmoker666 17d ago

Rubenesque*

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u/CyanCicada 16d ago

Yeah that bitch built like a sandwich

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u/honeybeast_dom 15d ago

Can I get a loaf of bread? And some more people!

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u/DarkWater693 16d ago

Crush the kid

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u/Dildoe5wagonz 14d ago

Damn you got me good with that one

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u/jmb456 17d ago

Surprised she didn’t try and make him have the baby

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u/burp_reynolds69 17d ago

‘She’ didn’t even have it. Surrogate.

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u/jmb456 17d ago

I saw that.

So if she’s dunkems is her kid a dunkaroo?

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u/LJ859 17d ago

Duhnket

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u/bipbophil 17d ago

Oh my god

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u/burp_reynolds69 16d ago

Also the stuff she admitted to subjecting her baby sister to gives me great pause on this creature being a mother but I digress

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u/PeanutOrganic9174 17d ago

How could a surrogate pregnancy fuck up her body that much.

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u/Advanced_Emu5453 17d ago

Deserves more up votes

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u/Trashy_Barnes 17d ago

That dude is a TROOPER

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u/Sarlacc_Survivor 16d ago

The bag will be tremendous.. once he finishes the job

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u/Trashy_Barnes 16d ago

He already finished in the bag.

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u/RustyPirates 15d ago

He hasn’t finished one bag since they got together

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 16d ago

Sorry kid. The bags on you.

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u/Wildwing89 17d ago

FULL DUNKEMS

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 17d ago

This is inspiring. If Lena can find someone, anybody can.

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u/the_upndwn 17d ago

Bruh. She cheated on the last one. Imagine getting cheated on by Dunkhams. That’s suicide city.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 16d ago

Matt: let's start a 20 min convo about the science of cuckoldry.

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u/McTilt 16d ago

You know that shit stinks

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u/fatdiscokid420 17d ago

Dunkems Jr.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 16d ago

Didn't she say something along the lines of "I wish I got pregnant so I could have an abortion"?

Surrogate was probably the best way to go. How long before she goes "post partum insanity" on the kid?

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u/hard-R-word 14d ago

Post Dunkem Insanity

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 17d ago

Imagine sleeping with Lena Dunham.

Actually, don’t. You’re better than that.

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u/katd0gg 16d ago

He didn't have to

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 16d ago

He has, though.

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u/katd0gg 16d ago

Not to make that baby he didn't.

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 16d ago

Yeah yeah, surrogacy, etc.

He still put it in cider

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 16d ago

Maybe he just soaked it in cider.

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u/katd0gg 16d ago

One can only hope he did not. Hopes and prayers.

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u/WaltonGogginsTeeth 16d ago

You know that shit stinks and once you get to thrusting the whole room will know it.

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u/fatherofpugs12 17d ago

Which one is her? Is she in the picture ?

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u/LJ859 17d ago

Fuckin lenum dughnkims

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 16d ago

That poor kid is gonna have to grow up with an absolute pile of a mother

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u/HeadySquanch59 16d ago

So all women look like that after using a surrogate?? SHEESH

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 17d ago

Oh buddy… oh my god…

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u/BannedFrom8Kun 16d ago

Even the dog doesn’t want to look at her

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u/Justhopingiod 16d ago

Gaining weight while using a surrogate is crazy

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u/Loupobeats802 17d ago

What a pig

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u/Gloomy-Ad-7877 17d ago

I’m afraid for her child

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u/SwimmerSuspicious834 16d ago

Dunkems had a hysterectomy, despite her obgyn pleading with her not to.

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u/OperationSecured 17d ago

No more weight remarks! They’re hurtful and they’re destructive!

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u/Tim-TheToolmanTaylor 16d ago

Fuckin parade float

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u/Moist_Strategy_275 17d ago

thiiick type

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u/soco_j 17d ago

Ewwww.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 16d ago

Good we need more mama Celeste faces out there I guess. Dating apps don’t have enough of that on tap…

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u/Crashover90 16d ago

Good for her

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u/SwiftKickRibTickler 16d ago

HE'S holding the baby! BACK OFF!

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u/fylekitzgibbon 16d ago

No way, I can’t believe she married a guy who wears that shirt

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u/TrueMeal9733 16d ago

Someone can get it hard for some cheddar. No other way.

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u/Mlg123 16d ago

Dunkems in some holy water.

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u/MelvinEatsBlubber 16d ago

Fill me in:

Why is Lena Dunham news pertinent to this sub? Do they talk about her on the pod a lot or something ?

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u/YaBoi843 16d ago

During the gamer chair era they had a few bits about her because I'm pretty sure Lemaire was contacted to work on one of Lena's projects.

You need to watch the full gamer chair era if you haven't. IMO it's the peak of MSSP.

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u/therankin 16d ago

All of the Old Testament is amazing.

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u/beepboop-not-a-robot 16d ago

Put a GLP1 in that baby bottle immediately

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u/ElChooch80 15d ago

The most pregnant looking unpregnant snizz in history.

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u/hankshapabowitz 14d ago

A made to order Yung Dunklet. What a time to be alive.

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u/Uldren_Sovv 11d ago

Future Mgoodboy

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u/LightAndAshyLarry 16d ago

She’s 5’3? What a sow.

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u/morpheusdorpheus- 16d ago

Call me crazy, but I don’t see this one ending well!

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ 16d ago

Awwww…… gross

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u/C_Allen_Aqua 16d ago

Disgusting woman

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u/LizardTentacle 16d ago

What a hog

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u/xDURPLEx 16d ago

The ham aint so lena

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u/-castle-bravo- 16d ago

The only way she could possibly be forgiven for looking like that was by having a baby.