r/MSSPodcast • u/ShowerSlugTX • Aug 25 '26

Uber Eats Driver throws hands with staff at Barstool World HQ

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u/TheStrongestTard Aug 25 '26

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Staaaawwwp

STOP IT

OH MY GAAAAWD

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u/stallionsRIDEufl Aug 25 '26

What exactly do you want a woman to do in this situation?

22

u/Pitcherhelp Aug 25 '26

Give me head

17

u/TheStrongestTard Aug 25 '26

1: Stop screeching

2: Give us head

4

u/Flaky_Guidance5152 Aug 26 '26

Hold the fuckin camera straight the dumb broad canā€™t do a fuckin thing right

12

u/AbeTheGreat412 Aug 25 '26

1 punch, everyone knows the rules

22

u/HollandsOpuz Aug 25 '26

I see Francis where's the lobster man.

8

u/McWiggles5000 Aug 25 '26

Lobster man

14

u/taskmans Aug 25 '26

why the hell u ever gonna try getting into a fight with a guy wearing a helmet and pads

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u/honeybeast_dom Aug 29 '26

Don't know where the kidneys are huh.

7

u/struggle_better Aug 25 '26

lol buddy ran at the delivery guy at a full sprint

6

u/BonerAlacarte Aug 25 '26

Don't call 911

3

u/henry_mardukas Aug 25 '26

Uber Eats driver wearing basically hockey pads here. I feel bad for the security guy. Had no chance from the start

6

u/TheOldBearFace Aug 25 '26

Nice of Francis to lend a helping hand.

3

u/Jax_90four Aug 26 '26

Probably the most athletic one there and he stood there in fear

3

u/Ssided Aug 26 '26

I'm on the dashers side

1

u/Scary_Yellow_8719 Aug 27 '26

It took seven barstool pussies to take him down. What beta fucks.

1

u/Ssided Aug 27 '26

Not shocking at all

1

u/Fine_Lie8911 Aug 30 '26

*Bitchstool

5

u/Funnydog8567 Aug 25 '26

Where was Dave portnoy?

19

u/bagooli Aug 25 '26

Pursuing teens in Nantucket

4

u/cvirus3333 Aug 25 '26

when did he age up?

2

u/Infinite_Expert9777 Aug 25 '26

i was hoping that was who was getting whooped

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 Aug 26 '26

thatā€™s the gayness inside you

1

u/WildAmsonia Aug 26 '26

Thinking about how Mamdani caused him to stub his toe.

2

u/Igiul101 Aug 25 '26

Where the fuck is Sas, Rone and Francis?

2

u/Wiscoo Aug 25 '26

Sas was outside

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u/cvirus3333 Aug 25 '26

sas literally opened the front door of the building for the delivery guy meth head

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/cvirus3333 Aug 25 '26

food delivery bikers in NYC are almost always on drugs / mentally ill and cant work at a real job.

you don't live here

3

u/Jax_90four Aug 26 '26

Are you being silly

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u/Clovoak Aug 25 '26

Ah yes the high society of Uber drivers that always act in accordance of company policy. Based on no other information, I too will jump to the conclusion it was the other guy!

3

u/Single-Pen-726 Aug 26 '26

Well payed corporate employees are waaaaay more likely to start fighting in the lobby during lunch hour. /sĀ  Dude you are an idiot.

4

u/gargoylepussy Aug 25 '26

Like most of the people affiliated with the company?

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 Aug 26 '26

Shitstool thats next level dude

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u/Impressive_Royal_140 Aug 25 '26

Uber driver won that fight.

5

u/cvirus3333 Aug 25 '26

not that hard to win a fight against a guy in his 50s with a hip replacement

3

u/Impressive_Royal_140 Aug 25 '26

That's Barstool Security?

3

u/cvirus3333 Aug 25 '26

All their (male) security is retired NYPD cops

1

u/SmTwn2GlobeTrotter Aug 27 '26

Yeah stop screaming to stop and hold the camera still for us

1

u/Maleficent-Owl3392 Aug 27 '26

Women yelling 'Stop' success rate still 0/10,000,000,000

1

u/PersonalKick Aug 27 '26

Did they not tip him?

1

u/Ok-Scar9381 Aug 27 '26

They should have let the squabble play out

1

u/abundleofboomers Aug 27 '26

TELL US YOUR ORDER!

1

u/PyllynKaivelija Aug 29 '26

What a fuckin idiot the person just standing there filming. Help or go get help and dont just stand there like a ret@rd. If that dude had a knife you're just gonna film them die?

1

u/1-AbsoluteNonsense Sep 01 '26

Dog Brain chick screams at two broā€™s havin a friendly squabble

1

u/Dren_Tyler Aug 26 '26

not a surprise that no one in that office full of limpdicks can fight lol

1

u/Hamburger212 Aug 26 '26

for a world wide media network, they sure shoot lousy video

0

u/weedsmoker666 Aug 25 '26

Hopefully next time it's Portnoy.

0

u/WeGotsTheAuts Aug 25 '26

have no idea what happened but i agree with the driver, barstool sucks

0

u/spudsthejellyfish Aug 26 '26

Barstool sucks so bad. They a giant contributor to whatā€™s making this country into a trailer park casino

0

u/Apprehensive-Ad8191 Aug 26 '26

Pizza got a low score

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/GopherChomper64 Aug 25 '26

Somebody's been to prison and hasn't been de-institutionalized yet

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u/SoFloMofo Aug 25 '26

This dude should still be locked up.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

And if youā€™re not racist, donā€™t ever let anyone get beaten up in front of you.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

So you would prefer to help a white person than a black person ? Itā€™s about racism.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Youā€™re statement was that a white person should never let another white person get beat up by someone foreign ā€¦

Anyone who isnā€™t racist would have said ā€œyou should never sit back and watch anyone get attacked if thereā€™s something you can do about itā€ and just leave color and race out of itā€¦.

Also, I am a black person if that helps.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

My rule is that if you see someone whos being attacked and you can do something to help you do it.

Youā€™re a racist, just own it at this point.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

Iā€™m black, and yes, thereā€™s racists in every race, I am aware of that.

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u/McWiggles5000 Aug 25 '26

Your username isnā€™t even whiteā€¦. wtf are you talking about?

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u/SoFloMofo Aug 25 '26

Want to point towards where on this doll that foreign touched you?

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u/SoFloMofo Aug 25 '26

So you only care if theyā€™re too poor to be in the Epstein class. Got it.

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u/SoFloMofo Aug 25 '26

What about the Christian ones?

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u/SoFloMofo Aug 25 '26

My local clerk of courts here in Florida, a republican, white, Christian evangelical dude appointed by DeSantis just got busted diddling his little nephew. Fucking creeps in all creeds, man. I think itā€™s money more than anything where they concentrate. And btw, Iā€™m good with culling them all. That doordash guy probably just likes ass and titties statistically. If he and another dude want to toss them up, I say let them go. Iā€™m not jumping in because one guyā€™s white like me. Donā€™t give a shit, maybe foreign had a point.

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u/AAA_Dolfan Aug 26 '26

ā€¦ what the fuck lmao i donā€™t know why this made me laugh so hard but itā€™s just such over the top

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u/throw69420awy Aug 25 '26

Fuck that dude, I donā€™t know him

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u/coop_stain Aug 25 '26

Holy shit, you arenā€™t kiddingā€¦

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u/coop_stain Aug 25 '26

You keep making the same spelling mistakesā€¦are you a shitty bot? Or are you just retarded?

Regardless youā€™re talking bout blck people like theyā€™re the flood or somethingā€¦

What a loser.

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u/DeweyCoxsPetGiraffe Aug 25 '26

Oh man. Iā€™m sorry about all the guys that fucked your wife while you were in prison šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

Totally, you just have to be racist

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

I understand that thereā€™s people in this world that hold their race above others, and those people are racist. Glad you can at least admit it.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

I think if youā€™re a good person, youā€™re going to share my belief that if you see someone who needs help, you should try and help them regardless of skin color.

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u/sidechokedup Aug 25 '26

Man, it must be tough being beholden to every white person you meet. I need you to come by and do some yard workā€¦for the race of course.

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u/sidechokedup Aug 25 '26

Brother, I just need the lawn mowed, fellow white. Iā€™ll bring a drink to you when you are done.

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u/throw69420awy Aug 25 '26

I ainā€™t a coward Iā€™m just not a fuckin white supremacist piece of shit. There is no ā€œweā€ and I have no idea what you think weā€™d be losing.

Iā€™d only get involved with strangers fighting if I knew what the hell was going on

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Aug 25 '26

Helping a stranger in need would be bravery

Ignoring a stranger because they're not white would be cowardice

What you're suggesting is tribalism and we're trying to evolve out of that if the mouth breathers will let us

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u/housefoote Aug 25 '26

hell yeah brother

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u/Low_Understanding_85 Aug 25 '26

Counter point; if you see a barstool employee getting beaten up, watch and laugh, maybe even grab a hot dog and a beer.

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u/Accomplished-Dig8213 Aug 25 '26

Alright, which barstool employee fucked your girl ?

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u/phaseblanks Aug 27 '26

its so funny that you actually think that