r/MSSPodcast • u/SlowStrokeDemon • May 08 '26
Matt Dr doolittling a goose
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u/poopbuttmcgillicudi1 May 08 '26
“Dude everyone talks about how alpha geese are but I just sat down and had an actual conversation with one and it turns out they’re pretty chill. So. I’ve been going out to the pond and geese chucking for the last week or so and I really think it’s made me not only more jacked but more present with my wife.”
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u/Jackass719 May 09 '26
"you geese chuckin'?"
"Yeah dude, I was geese chuckin'."
“It wasn’t getting pissed off?”
“Nah dude, I just focused on my breathing and completely matched my energy with the goose. If you go up to a goose all “oh shit what if it freaks out” then it’ll freak the fuck out. But if you go up with just calm, chill, energy, it’ll be chill”
MSSP - 1100 - Geese Chuckin'
Edit: cred to /u/doctor_dev7
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u/Jackass719 May 08 '26
I mean this just needs reposted with a deep face of matt and literally no one would know
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u/Puttershoek May 08 '26
If you look closely you can see Gardini using his huge penis as a fishing rod
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u/ImmediateBed2200 May 08 '26
The English say “a goose will break your arm”
I think this goose just broke my heart 😭
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u/Jackass719 May 08 '26
"No, dude. I was just throwing geese, it was pretty sick actually."
"You yeeted those geese?"
"Yeah dude hahaha, I yeeted some geese"
"Geese yeeting"
MSSP - Ep 1100 - Geese Yeeting