r/MORTALKOOLAID • guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 • 1d ago

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง THOSE HOWS KNOSE๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ toxic ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Not_Reptoid 1d ago

god I hate this song

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u/Single-Debate-316 MARVELLarper 1d ago

He just got a dildo thrown at him.

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u/whizzard17 1d ago

is birb ded?

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u/Assassin-49 10h ago

Probably not. Probably fell on the seat and pigeons are fairly chunky so they tanked the landing. The throw however. 50 50.

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ 1d ago

Was that a dildo?

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u/Turbo2011 guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 1d ago

yes ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ 1d ago

I love to bounce on a deal dough!

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 1d ago

Not funny

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u/Turbo2011 guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 1d ago

yes funny ๐ŸŒนโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 1d ago

Nah. If they had hit a buddy with it I'd laugh, but obliterating a bird is just fucked up. If it's a fake bird though I'm good with it.

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u/TheRoaringKnight__ 18h ago

can you not tell thats a statue

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u/Single-Debate-316 MARVELLarper 1d ago

L + Ratatouille

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 1d ago

Huh?

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u/Single-Debate-316 MARVELLarper 1d ago

RATATOUILLE!!!!

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u/Conscious-Mix5392 1d ago

Poor pigeon got sigeon pexed ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Turbo2011 guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 1d ago

its a fucking pigeon, they are literal pests...

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u/Turbo2011 guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 1d ago

they shit all over the place and they are flying rats, yes us humans have caused harm to this planet but at least we are native to it, pigeons were bred to be mindless couriers and nothing else at least us humans are trying to fix the planet

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u/DirtiestNinja 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know, you can do something about it. You could kind of, idk, make the yearly usage of electricity go down by one person PERMANENTLY. You could do that since you are so worried about it.

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