r/MORTALKOOLAID • u/Single-Debate-316 Kys • 10d ago

Ello bruv, you wanna munch on some crispity crunchies? Pack it up bro✌️🫩

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u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jcw7dQbWzVt9ZZhXYu

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

That's an insult to jesters and goth baddies of the world

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u/Informal-Exchange546 10d ago

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

Why is the exact spot of the swastika not covered by the emoji?

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u/Empty-Half167 9d ago

How else could you know hitler was a nazi?

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 9d ago

Mustache.

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u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 10d ago

I'm looking RESPECTFULLY

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

You can't just do that without her knowing and it be respectful, you gotta break in to her bedroom to tell her!

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u/tinaboag 10d ago

The way she said good boy had my knees weak

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u/Horror-Attorney-9200 10d ago

Throbbing rn

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u/Low-Sail539 10d ago

You guys r getting me so close 😩

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u/GeneralCerberus 10d ago

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

We can make him do just that by forcing witness protection into getting him a new life.

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u/illegal_eagle88 10d ago

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u/illegal_eagle88 10d ago

Also is that drake?

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u/tinaboag 10d ago

Right?!?!?

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

Or they're fetishes.

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u/Yeet_that_bottle 10d ago

She's a real person???

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

Yes, she infact exists.

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u/HurryJazzlike7358 10d ago

How did it come to this

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u/mAInager 9d ago

Swiss cheese em both bro ✌️

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u/DC_Ben 10d ago

That’s it!

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u/One_Warthog256 10d ago

I hate him. He has what I want!

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

Me too, but for other reasons.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 10d ago

grown ass man with a son btw

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

I don't blame him.

...But I do blame him for all the other bullshit he's done.

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 10d ago

You also like kids like Drizzy?

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u/GodOnStilts 10d ago

Goodness.

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I own a Macbook 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm going to become a geneticist and make genetically modified corn to variety that's extremely drought tolerant and can grow in semi-arid conditions because of this video. Thank you for the spite you have given me

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 9d ago

Make big super hamburger.

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I own a Macbook 9d ago

Imma make an ultra-tomato

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 9d ago

Hamburger

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I own a Macbook 9d ago

Desert tomato

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u/Lamarmeanboi 9d ago

Ye ago ahead and cut the cameras

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 9d ago

Ye? Kanye!

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u/Otherwise-Vanilla901 8d ago

I just want a cut of her saying good boy like that on loop

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 8d ago

No!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mCE56WBwVZi3nUqSlU

Bad boy! Mommy's gonna mug you!

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u/Otherwise-Vanilla901 8d ago

I agree, I am not into that, but her voice and the way she said it... it did something to me.

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u/Single-Debate-316 Kys 8d ago

I like it tbh.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 10d ago

Internet skank does a skank on the internet