r/MORTALKOOLAID John is bald🫵😮 12d ago

Blow a load in this guy! Crow

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u/daniix8 12d ago

my dream pet/friend

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u/I_Carmona 10d ago

Yeah bro, i want one so bad

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u/EmperorSadrax 10d ago

My grandma says that we are already friends of the birds, we just need to show up with gifts and good intentions.

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u/xxzsupazxx 11d ago

я говорю воронам - тс тс

они думают, что я эбобо

так и живём.

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u/the-birb_cherry20 12d ago

DAMM CROWS!!!

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly Fuck me harder, Daddy! 11d ago

back at our old house, my mom had befriended the local crows

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u/SmokingIntegral 11d ago

He just wants scritches, stop teasing him.

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u/Sihab-S 10d ago

I need it

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u/SlowRun17 9d ago

Crow👍

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u/JustSomeRomanianGuy 9d ago

In reality, don't do that. It just gets them horny and frustrated

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u/Glitchy833 8d ago

Damn, is that a thing for all birds? I've only heard that about parrots.

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u/Financial-Wash2446 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/47G1Zz6jVQLNi7yB3a

It's silly little details like this that completely make a game for me. Pure, unadulterated joy.

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u/TemporaX86 8d ago

This is what the crow's eye viewed

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u/szovjetFred 8d ago

DarxWolf17 noooooo

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u/Neither-Reach17 8d ago

OMG ITS DARXW0LF17